Snakes attack police station

[Schadenfroh]

Call Samuel L. Jackson

Police in Sierra Leone have called in the army and fire brigade to try to take back control of a police station which has been overrun by hundreds of venomous snakes.

Snake charmers have tried in vain to lure the beasts, mostly cobras and vipers, out of Gerihun police station in the southern district of Bo.

Soldiers and fire fighters had been dispatched from the capital Freetown and would try to flood out the snakes, believed to number as many as 400, he said.

Seems like the snakes would be killing each other at this point. I wonder how it got this bad...

At least it was not as bad as the cow and elephant attacks of past years:

Paramilitary police were drafted in to protect villagers in Bo from wild bush cows after a farmer was gored to death a few years ago, while rampaging elephants killed eight people and chased 600 from their homes

:Q

 

[joesmoke]

if Indiana Jones taught us nothing else, its that snakes love to be piled upon each other in pits.

 

[DisgruntledVirus]

THERE'S MOTHER FUCKING SNAKES IN THE MOTHER FUCKING STATION!!!!

 

[PlasmaBomb]

Originally posted by: DisgruntledVirus
THERE'S MOTHER FUCKING SNAKES IN THE MOTHER FUCKING STATION!!!!

I have had enough of these mother fucking snakes in this mother fucking station!

 

[OCGuy]

Not worth throwing a hissy-fit over

 

[Krazy4Real]

Originally posted by: PlasmaBomb

Originally posted by: DisgruntledVirus
THERE'S MOTHER FUCKING SNAKES IN THE MOTHER FUCKING STATION!!!!

I have had enough of these mother fucking snakes in this mother fucking station!

Somebody get these mother fucking snakes out of this mother fucking station!!!

 

[Buttzilla]

deep fried snake....

 

[OCGuy]

I think we need another article to shed some light on this.

 

[techs]

It started out like any other snake cult........

 

[compuwiz1]

Can't they be driven away by some kind of high frequency emitting device?

 

[KLin]

Nuke it from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.

 

[Gothgar]

Originally posted by: DisgruntledVirus
THERE'S MOTHER FUCKING SNAKES IN THE MOTHER FUCKING STATION!!!!

damn I wish I woulda posted this, such awesome

 

[Jeeebus]

Skinner: Well, I was wrong; the lizards are a godsend.
Lisa: But isn't that a bit short-sighted? What happens when we're overrun by lizards?
Skinner: No problem. We simply release wave after wave of Chinese needle snakes. They'll wipe out the lizards.
Lisa: But aren't the snakes even worse?
Skinner: Yes, but we're prepared for that. We've lined up a fabulous type of gorilla that thrives on snake meat.
Lisa: But then we're stuck with gorillas!
Skinner: No, that's the beautiful part. When wintertime rolls around, the gorillas simply freeze to death.

 

[invidia]

I'M TIRED OF THESE MONKEY FIGHTING SNAKES IN THIS MONDAY TO FRIDAY POLICE STATION!!11

 

[Perknose]

:music: Nobody makes a snake as tasty as a Tasty Snake. :music: