Snake (A stolen Mitchel Joke)

[mitchel]

Why shouldn't you bowl against a snake?



Because snakes make lots of strikes.

 

[effowe]

Hisss

 

[KLin]

Since we're posting pun jokes...

So, there?s a man crawling through the desert.


Jack took a firmer grip on the steering wheel as the RV ran up on the stone. Shouting to Sammy as he pulled the steering wheel, ?BETTER NATE THAN LEVER,? he ran over the snake.

THE END

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ATOT Moderator ElFenix

 

[kstu]

how many times can a snake strike before it wears itself out?

 

[effowe]

Oh god, WHY did you put nate in this thread. Watch the quoting begin.

 

[Praxis1452]

Originally posted by: KLin
Since we're posting pun jokes...

So, there?s a man crawling through the desert.

THE END

nt

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ATOT Moderator ElFenix

 

[newb111]

I like my version better

So, there?s a man crawling through the desert.


Jack whistled for a cab and when it came near the License plate said "fresh" and had a dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, But I thought now forget it, yo home to bel-air.

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ATOT Moderator ElFenix

 

[Dirigible]

This is terrible.

 

[dsity]

failure

 

[BudAshes]

Originally posted by: Praxis1452

Originally posted by: KLin
Since we're posting pun jokes...


Jack took a firmer grip on the steering wheel as the RV ran up on the stone. Shouting to Sammy as he pulled the steering wheel, ?BETTER NATE THAN LEVER,? he ran over the snake.

THE END

nt

When, in the course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bonds which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the laws of nature and of nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

We, therefore, the representatives of the United States of America, in General Congress, assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the name, and by the authority of the good people of these colonies, solemnly publish and declare, that these united colonies are, and of right ought to be free and independent states; that they are absolved from all allegiance to the British Crown, and that all political connection between them and the state of Great Britain, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as free and independent states, they have full power to levy war, conclude peace, contract alliances, establish commerce, and to do all other acts and things which independent states may of right do. And for the support of this declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of Divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes and our sacred honor.

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ATOT Moderator ElFenix

 

[theprodigalrebel]

Fuck this thread

 

[Canai]

Originally posted by: theprodigalrebel
Fuck this thread

 

[Jeff7]

File compression software should add a dedicated "Better nate than lever" algorithm that'll compress that whole thing down to a simple numeric string so that it doesn't waste so much disk space on all the forum servers it gets posted on.

 

[Crono]

Auto ban for nate and nate quoting. It was funny a long time ago, but you people should know better.

 

[Tobolo]

Originally posted by: KLin
Since we're posting pun jokes...

So, there?s a man crawling through the desert.

OH NO HE DIDN'T

 

[Howard]

I expect a goodly amount of bannage here.

 

[ElFenix]

ANY MORE QUOTING OF THAT STUPID NATE AND LEVER JOKE GETS VACATIONS

ATOT Moderator ElFenix

 

[Flammable]

Originally posted by: ElFenix
ANY MORE QUOTING OF THAT STUPID NATE AND LEVER JOKE GETS VACATIONS

ATOT Moderator ElFenix

party pooper

 

[shortylickens]

I
pulled
uptothehouseaboutsevenoreighter, yelledtothecabbie "yo, homes, smellyalater".
Lookedatmykingdom, Iwasfinallythere, tositonmythrone, freshprinceofbel-air.

 

[KLin]

Originally posted by: Flammable

Originally posted by: ElFenix
ANY MORE QUOTING OF THAT STUPID NATE AND LEVER JOKE GETS VACATIONS

ATOT Moderator ElFenix

party pooper

:shocked:

 

[waggy]

boo I'm disappointed. i love a good pun


but yeah that nate and lever joke is worn out heh