S'moresgate - 2014

[Newell Steamer]

"If the Obama administration has its way, future generations will be sitting around a computer-generated fireplaces [sic], roasting kumquats and sipping shots of wheatgrass."

http://www.wsoctv.com/news/news/nat...nt_internallink_relatedcontent_2014_partners4

"Our viewers are fired up. I'm fired up, too. You cannot take chocolate out of my s'mores. It's ridiculous. ... They want you to put fruit in there."

So, it is suggested (not demanded, mandated, required, enforced, etc,..) that you place a piece of fruit in your s'more,.. and then we get a GOPer raising all sorts of alarms on,.. s'mores.

And according to House Majority Leader Kevin McCarthy this is everything that's wrong with America.

Writing in a memo to GOP House members, "This perfectly captures what is wrong with our government. Hard-earned tax dollars supporting bureaucrats who can’t pass up an opportunity to tell us how to live our lives."

So, it would better for our tax dollars to be spent on fighting this oppression,.. instead of, you know, serving the people of America on much more important topics.

Great.

Ebola carrying Mexican children.
ISIS crossing over the Southern boarder.
Being oppressed in the mass media.
And now,.. s'mores are the next great enemy of the American people. Or rather, being suggested how to eat one of them.

 

[ivwshane]

Are you really surprised by this at all? Their base, the dumb asses on this site, eat this shit up! Why? Because they are fucking dumb! I wish that was just me being hyperbolical but after five years of the dumbest bullshit scandals and posts, the sad reality is that the right suffers from some sort of brain issue, a defect if you will.

I wonder if there are studies to prove my theory?

 

[IronWing]

For better health one should leave the chocolate in and replace the graham crackers with bacon.

God bless Dr. Atkins.

 

[Newell Steamer]

America,.. better hope this evil creation doesn't come knocking on your door at 2am or playing loud music at you,..

 

[Greenman]

It's the cooties. They can't think straight with all those cooties running around inside their heads.

We need a program to study and eradicate this scourge of the 21st century. I think I'm going to start a non profit to begin the work.

 

[nehalem256]

Fail. Everyone knows Obama wants us to emjoy soylent green.

Website is obviously a shill for the Democratic party.

 

[norseamd]

You would think that the marshmellows are what are actually bad for you.

Then again old fashioned unmoderated "moderation" of Americans would tell you all chocolate is bad including real chocolate.

 

[boomerang]

<snip>

I think your overreaction to an overreaction puts you in the same category as those you hope to berate. You're on a glide path to obscurity. I'm eagerly anticipating it.

 

[boomerang]

It's the cooties. They can't think straight with all those cooties running around inside their heads.

We need a program to study and eradicate this scourge of the 21st century. I think I'm going to start a non profit to begin the work.

My financial adviser just started a 401c3. He said it took him a year but he got it. No 'Tea Party' anywhere in the application probably helped.

 

[Greenman]

My financial adviser just started a 401c3. He said it took him a year but he got it. No 'Tea Party' anywhere in the application probably helped.

Maybe I should talk with him before the cooties epidemic fades out. There are few things worse than being the last one on a bandwagon.

 

[sandorski]

I wonder if any of them took a moment to consider if fruit would actually be good in a smore? Banana or strawberry strikes me as sounding deliscious in such a thing.

 

[theeedude]

Looks like GOP House Majority Leader is on top of the big issues facing America.

 

[norseamd]

I wonder if any of them took a moment to consider if fruit would actually be good in a smore? Banana or strawberry strikes me as sounding deliscious in such a thing.

Strawberry nom.

 

[Newell Steamer]

I think your overreaction to an overreaction puts you in the same category as those you hope to berate. You're on a glide path to obscurity. I'm eagerly anticipating it.

Before I go; learn how to read your links before you comment.

 

[Londo_Jowo]

Pfffft pfffft pfffft blarg GOP!!!!!!!

 

[Newell Steamer]

Pfffft pfffft pfffft blarg GOP!!!!!!!

That's it, you go on and tell us all how bad the mirror is.

 

[Londo_Jowo]

I looked in the mirror and failed to see a pfffft pfffft pfffft blarg this or that thread starter. That's your's and McOwen's modus operandi.

 

[Moonbeam]

It's the cooties. They can't think straight with all those cooties running around inside their heads.

We need a program to study and eradicate this scourge of the 21st century. I think I'm going to start a non profit to begin the work.

Get off my turf. I already did a thread on the CBD being caused by parasites.

 

[Ancalagon44]

I hear that is how they make S'mores in communist Russia.

 

[DominionSeraph]

The Bible clearly says, "Altering s'mores is an abomination unto the LORD." If traditional s'mores were good enough for Jesus, they're good enough for me.
Just another librul athesist plot to try to take the "Christ" out of "Labor Day".

 

[Moonbeam]

The trigger happy amygdalas of the CBD in action. S'mores, what foods these morsels be.

 

[Fern]

-snip-

So, it would better for our tax dollars to be spent on fighting this oppression,.. instead of, you know, serving the people of America on much more important topics.

So a recipe for s'mores qualifies as something "much more important"?

In any case I think his point is WTH is U.S. Forest Service doing spending time on s'mores recipes?

Fern

 

[D-Man]

I like pudding

 

[Jhhnn]

Pfffft pfffft pfffft blarg GOP!!!!!!!

Nobody forced McCarthy or right wing media to pick up that silly fucking kazoo & blow it.

Your derision would be be better directed at him, not the people who point out the absurdity & utter triviality of his position. His dog whistle raving is symptomatic of the contempt that Repub leaders have for their followers.

 

[Londo_Jowo]

Yep, we need moar ranting and raving threads over nothing of any importance. The right and the left love having stupid shit like this be the center of attention while they do things that screw over Americans.