Smoked chicken = BAD gas.

[StageLeft]

Yesterday I experienced the worst continual gassing in months. I wondered why and narrowed it down to a large volume of smoked chicken consumed the night prior.

We all love our own (if you claim otherwise you're a bold face liar), but only to a point. This was actually detrimental to my concentration.

Toodles!

 

[Eli]

LMAO!

 

[Shelly21]

The funniests trick is to turn over on the bed, with your cheeks againsts your SO's back and let one go.

I think this only works for guys.


I don't think it's chicken, did you have any veggies?

okay, maybe the chicken turn to feces, and then the gas produced by the veggies had to pass the raunchy poop, and thus accquired the stench.

 

[flxnimprtmscl]

Thanks for sharing? Cookie?

 

[abracadabra1]

ROFL....no more smoked chicken for you

 

[conjur]

Originally posted by: Shelly21
The funniests trick is to turn over on the bed, with your cheeks againsts your SO's back and let one go.

I think this only works for guys.


I don't think it's chicken, did you have any veggies?

okay, maybe the chicken turn to feces, and then the gas produced by the veggies had to pass the raunchy poop, and thus accquired the stench.

Ah geez! Thanks for the visual!

 

[Eli]

Originally posted by: Shelly21
The funniests trick is to turn over on the bed, with your cheeks againsts your SO's back and let one go.

I think this only works for guys.


I don't think it's chicken, did you have any veggies?

okay, maybe the chicken turn to feces, and then the gas produced by the veggies had to pass the raunchy poop, and thus accquired the stench.

Bwhahaahah!!!

My girlfriend and I do that to eachother..

 

[djheater]

Originally posted by: Eli

Originally posted by: Shelly21
The funniests trick is to turn over on the bed, with your cheeks againsts your SO's back and let one go.

I think this only works for guys.


I don't think it's chicken, did you have any veggies?

okay, maybe the chicken turn to feces, and then the gas produced by the veggies had to pass the raunchy poop, and thus accquired the stench.

Bwhahaahah!!!

My girlfriend and I do that to eachother..

Pass through each others feces? Move to Japan.

 

[SWScorch]

a few years ago I consumed some boiled hot dogs and experienced the worst gas anyone could ever have. It was so bad, it was quite literally noxious. Nausea-inducing. I couldn't sleep for fear of being asphyxiated. It was like this for two days. I was quite literally unable to leave the house. And it was so bad, as soon as I let one rip, I would have to hold my breath and run out of that room as fast as I could.

 

[Nyical]

Originally posted by: SWScorch
a few years ago I consumed some boiled hot dogs and experienced the worst gas anyone could ever have. It was so bad, it was quite literally noxious. Nausea-inducing. I couldn't sleep for fear of being asphyxiated. It was like this for two days. I was quite literally unable to leave the house. And it was so bad, as soon as I let one rip, I would have to hold my breath and run out of that room as fast as I could.

Now thats bad, LOL

 

[Parrotheader]

Originally posted by: SWScorch
. . . And it was so bad, as soon as I let one rip, I would have to hold my breath and run out of that room as fast as I could.

LOL! Our friends dog does that. He'll fart and then shoot out of the room like the gas was some sort of rocket propulsion.

 

[911paramedic]

I can't believe I am reading about farts.

"Move along, nothing to smell here..."

 

[StageLeft]

Originally posted by: Parrotheader

Originally posted by: SWScorch
. . . And it was so bad, as soon as I let one rip, I would have to hold my breath and run out of that room as fast as I could.

LOL! Our friends dog does that. He'll fart and then shoot out of the room like the gas was some sort of rocket propulsion.

Plus dogs have the worst farts because they'll hold it in for two days and when it goes the damn thing will permeate about 1500 square feet.

 

[cliftonite]

Originally posted by: djheater

Originally posted by: Eli

Originally posted by: Shelly21
The funniests trick is to turn over on the bed, with your cheeks againsts your SO's back and let one go.

I think this only works for guys.


I don't think it's chicken, did you have any veggies?

okay, maybe the chicken turn to feces, and then the gas produced by the veggies had to pass the raunchy poop, and thus accquired the stench.

Bwhahaahah!!!

My girlfriend and I do that to eachother..

Pass through each others feces? Move to Japan.

haha

 

[yellowperil]

Originally posted by: Skoorb
Smoked chicken = BAD gas.

Smoking chicken will do that to you

 

[Bryophyte]

Large quantities of dried apricots.

Large glasses of fresh apple cider.

That is all I have to say about it.

 

[DurocShark]

Hmmm.... Nothing like leaving a SBD behind... :Q

 

[StormRider]

Isn't this proof that dogs are fairly intelligent?

The dog intentionally farted in the room so you would have to smell it.

Plus, it ran away to avoid smelling it *and* possibly in the hopes of not getting caught doing it.

Originally posted by: Parrotheader

Originally posted by: SWScorch
. . . And it was so bad, as soon as I let one rip, I would have to hold my breath and run out of that room as fast as I could.

LOL! Our friends dog does that. He'll fart and then shoot out of the room like the gas was some sort of rocket propulsion.

 

[dighn]

onion = bad gas :disgust:

 

[Ionizer86]

Oh man, this is the funniest thread yet!

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