Newell Steamer
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- Jan 27, 2014
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I was totes there. Here is what really happened,...
The big guy is a known and wanted criminal in 83 of the 69 States of America. He was going to rob and beat up every old lady in that high school. The short guy just came back from his 36th tour of Iranistanavania, where he was fighting vampire terrorists cloned after Obama & Clinton. Well, he just happened to be there when Ol'Pete (the big guy) was just about to detonate 100 nuclear warheads. Ol'Pete (the short guy) told Ol'Pete (the big guy) that he needs to get out of Ol'Pete's town, because Ol'Pete (the short guy) doesn't take too kindly to Ol'Pete (the big guy) so he best hear Ol'Pete (the short guy) before Ol'Pete (the sheriff) comes rolling around.
S'truIswearIwastotesthere.
The big guy is a known and wanted criminal in 83 of the 69 States of America. He was going to rob and beat up every old lady in that high school. The short guy just came back from his 36th tour of Iranistanavania, where he was fighting vampire terrorists cloned after Obama & Clinton. Well, he just happened to be there when Ol'Pete (the big guy) was just about to detonate 100 nuclear warheads. Ol'Pete (the short guy) told Ol'Pete (the big guy) that he needs to get out of Ol'Pete's town, because Ol'Pete (the short guy) doesn't take too kindly to Ol'Pete (the big guy) so he best hear Ol'Pete (the short guy) before Ol'Pete (the sheriff) comes rolling around.
S'truIswearIwastotesthere.



