Smacked my head twice in a day

Alphathree33

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While skating in the afternoon, I slipped and fell backwards, smashing my head on the ice HARD. I couldn't even skate after, although I was able to get up.

Against my better judgment, I went swimming tonight. I didn't do any dives or anything that requires too much balance (my head was still spinning a bit), but I did manage to misjudge the distance to the wall and backstroke'd right into it. Smashed head times two.

I also hurt my hip when I fell on the ice. And right now I just smashed my toe into my cabinet and it's bleeding.

Jesus Christ, how did I survive this many iterations of natural selection?
 

Alphathree33

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Oh, and I'm also laughing hysterically at the moment for no good reason other than the fact that I'm hurting everywhere and I don't know what else to do but laugh.