Skydiving was a terrible, terrible experience...

MrsBugi

Platinum Member
Aug 19, 2005
2,481
5
0
...at least for me.

My husband was thoughtful enough to plan a short weekend getaway to Las Vegas for my birthday. We saw La Reve (beautiful and touching, highly recommend) and Hypnosis Gone Wild (disappointingly mild and bland, do not recommend unless you have people without inhibitions onstage) before going skydiving in the morning with Sky Dive Las Vegas.

My goodness.

After we suited up, we were flown 2 miles into the air in a rickety plane literally held together with duct tape. We received approximately 20 minutes of instruction via video, and did not have the opportunity to practice any of the moves (i.e. the "banana," tucking our legs under the plane -which we apparently had to do to avoid being chopped up by the propeller!-, etc.).

My husband was strapped to his instructor first (tandem jump), and they hovered half-inside, half-outside the plane, 2 miles up as the instructor told him he'd be counting up to three before going. He counted, "ONE..." and then jumped! :Q

I went out next, and the first few seconds were pretty exhilerating. The free fall only lasted 10-15 seconds before the parachute was pulled (it opened without a hitch, thank goodness), but that's when things started getting ugly.

The instructor yelled that we weren't going down because I didn't weigh enough. In fact, we kept floating higher and higher, and I was beginning to get nervous because there were other planes flying around us at various altitudes. At one point, the instructor made the decision to "spiral us down"... and holy crap, did I get sick!

I managed to keep from ejecting the contents of my stomach onto the instructor, but immediately collapsed upon our descent (a good five minutes of solid spiralling in a dizzying manner down, down, down... the ground coming at you while spinning madly is not an experience I would recommend to anyone!) and was queasy for a good four hours afterwards.

Long story short, my husband really enjoyed the experience but I will NEVER repeat it again. Ever, ever, ever. I'm happy staying on the ground, preferably at a pai gow poker table.
 

MrsBugi

Platinum Member
Aug 19, 2005
2,481
5
0
Originally posted by: Ricemarine
How much do you weigh? :laugh:

Light as a feather :p

My husband is 175 lbs and had no trouble getting down. I am about 75 pounds lighter than he is, which was not enough, according to the instructor. I think that the wind conditions, etc. may also have had something to do with it. The girl who jumped before us with her father weighed about 120 and she had to be spiralled down as well (her instructor didn't fare so well, as she ended up throwing up all over him and herself mid-way down).

I am getting sick all over again just thinking about the experience. :eek:
 

BillyBatson

Diamond Member
May 13, 2001
5,715
1
0
why won't you do it again? you had fun and clearly you had no problem with the actual drop only thign that went bad was that you didn't go down and he had to spiral down. You could always let them know (especially if you go to the same place) about what happened and that you didn't weigh enough and they will fix the problem ie add weights or whatever. Also how can you not weigh enough cuz when he jumps alone he is fine so you would htink junping with another person no matter how much they weigh is still adding weight unless they use MUCH larger 'chutes in tandom jumps.

I suggest you give it another try and this time let them know what happened to you before.
 

AbAbber2k

Diamond Member
Mar 1, 2005
6,474
1
0
100lbs? jeez
Eat a sandwich... put some meat on them bones! Your husband will appreciate the extra junk in your trunk.

Or at least I would. :p
 

BuckNaked

Diamond Member
Oct 9, 1999
4,211
0
76
Next time try it at night, out of a C-130, with an 80 pound ruck hanging down between your legs...

:)
 

RbSX

Diamond Member
Jan 18, 2002
8,351
1
76
Originally posted by: AbAbber2k
100lbs? jeez
Eat a sandwich... put some meat on them bones! Your husband will appreciate the extra junk in your trunk.

Or at least I would. :p

I'm sorry I don't like my women to have arms bigger than my thighs.


I'll keep my tight bodied, no junk in the trunk women thanks.
 

MrsBugi

Platinum Member
Aug 19, 2005
2,481
5
0
Originally posted by: BillyBatson
why won't you do it again? you had fun and clearly you had no problem with the actual drop only thign that went bad was that you didn't go down and he had to spiral down. You could always let them know (especially if you go to the same place) about what happened and that you didn't weigh enough and they will fix the problem ie add weights or whatever. Also how can you not weigh enough cuz when he jumps alone he is fine so you would htink junping with another person no matter how much they weigh is still adding weight unless they use MUCH larger 'chutes in tandom jumps.

I suggest you give it another try and this time let them know what happened to you before.

Honestly, it wasn't as much of an adrenaline rush as I thought it would be. Perhaps I was too nervous to enjoy it, or too sickened by the spin. They recorded my weight at the beginning so I'm not sure why it was even an issue, but the instructor kept ranting about it the entire way back from the landing site. All things considered, I'm glad I did it but will not be repeating it in fear of the "5-minute tailspin towards the ground" happening again.

My husband wants to do it again and will be taking his little brother up sometime next year. I'll cheer for them from the ground, sipping an ice cold drink. :):beer:
 

BoberFett

Lifer
Oct 9, 1999
37,562
9
81
Originally posted by: RyanSengara
Originally posted by: AbAbber2k
100lbs? jeez
Eat a sandwich... put some meat on them bones! Your husband will appreciate the extra junk in your trunk.

Or at least I would. :p

I'm sorry I don't like my women to have arms bigger than my thighs.


I'll keep my tight bodied, no junk in the trunk women thanks.
Maybe if you weren't such a scrawny wimp it wouldn't be a problem.
 

Jeff7

Lifer
Jan 4, 2001
41,596
20
81
Too light? A 100lb person will not fall when pushed out of an airplane?:confused:
 

Regs

Lifer
Aug 9, 2002
16,666
21
81
Yeah Jeff, it sounds like the instructor goofed and didn't want to admit it. Likely pulled the parachute a little too early.

But it sounds like fun. Except for spiraling down thing...
 

BobDaMenkey

Diamond Member
Jan 27, 2005
3,057
2
0
Originally posted by: Jeff7
Too light? A 100lb person will not fall when pushed out of an airplane?:confused:

once the chute was deployeed the wind conditions were generating lift for them, that they were not decending, but actually climbing higher.

Someone goofed at the company, so he had to do the spiral to get them down.
 

DurocShark

Lifer
Apr 18, 2001
15,708
5
56
Yeah, she wasn't clear, but the rising was happening after chute opening.

Combination of the larger tandem chute, thermal updrafts, and light weight, without the spiral technique (which spills air out of the chute constantly making it less effective) the would have been floating until dark when the thermals started cooling off.

Sounds like fun!
 

walkur

Senior member
May 1, 2001
774
8
81
Man... taking about horrible safety measures...

Someone really messed up at the company.
By your desciption I have a feeling that this was quite a "budget" jump (sometimes you really do get what you pay for)

I'm sorry you had such a bad jump, and hope you will give it one more try...
 

alkemyst

No Lifer
Feb 13, 2001
83,769
19
81
make it more exciting next time...just jump out of the plane before the instructor says go. ;)
 

Brackis

Banned
Nov 14, 2004
2,863
0
0
Try a vertical wind tunnel next time if you don't like the chuting but enjoy the freefall. Skyventures is one company to checkout
 

ajskydiver

Golden Member
Jan 7, 2000
1,147
1
86
I seriously, seriously doubt your instructor "goofed" and deployed the main canopy after 10-15 seconds. Subtract ~2000' from your exit altitude and that's how high you're saying the instructor deployed?

What was your exit altitude? Do you remember the aircraft type? (I've jumped from a few and was never told to put my legs here or there to avoid being "chopped up"? You sure they weren't being sarcastic? Do you really think they'd jump from a plane where they're DEPENDING upon a student to do something right or be chopped up? Please...consider how ridiculous that sounds.)

It sounds like you experienced the typical time distortion effect, coupled with a lack of knowledge of what's going on or to expect (not your fault as a tandem student)...

Did you check your altimeter under canopy? Were you rising or just not descending fast enough for your instructor? Time is money and they do want to get you on the ground ASAP so they can jump again... How big was your instructor?

I realize you probably can't answer most of my questions...or won't...but this sounds like a typical rant around here that's grossly exaggerated and likely highly inaccurate.

I am very sorry you got ill under canopy and feel that it ruined your entire experience.

~AJ
 

Fern

Elite Member
Sep 30, 2003
26,907
174
106
I got a major adrenaline buzz when I first jumped. But that was long ago before they used tandam stuff. You had to go by yourself with one of those big 'ol WW2 chutes.

I had such an adrenaline rush I d@mn near passed out during the free fall part. I also experienced a real time distortion effect too. It was kinda wierd climbing out of the plane and half hanging off the landing gear with the wind whipping furiously.

But I'm afraid of heights. Maybe it was just more intense for me because of that.

Must say, it was very peaceful floating down after the chute deployed. Landing was OK too.

Fern
 

IceBergSLiM

Lifer
Jul 11, 2000
29,932
3
81
Originally posted by: RyanSengara
Originally posted by: AbAbber2k
100lbs? jeez
Eat a sandwich... put some meat on them bones! Your husband will appreciate the extra junk in your trunk.

Or at least I would. :p

I'm sorry I don't like my women to have arms bigger than my thighs.


I'll keep my tight bodied, no junk in the trunk women thanks.

he likes to imagine he's actually cuddling up with teenage school boys.