Skinny Leg Jeans...what's the point?

[PingSpike]

You wore saggy pants? Are you a black man trying to be a black stereotype or a white guy trying to be a black stereotype?

For the record, I did not sag my pants. I did wear similarly ill advised baggy pants though. I am guilty by association because I did nothing to stop this heinous crime from being committed by others.

 

[ShawnD1]

Kids who wear skinny jeans = following the trend, will look back and laugh some day

Adults who wear skinny jeans = fucking weird.

adults in skinny jeans are trying to pick up the kids who wear skinny jeans

For the record, I did not sag my pants. I did wear similarly ill advised baggy pants though. I am guilty by association because I did nothing to stop this heinous crime from being committed by others.

Fair enough. I wore baggy pants because they felt nicer when skateboarding. I cringe when I see people wearing skinny pants and riding a skateboard. Like.... why would anyone do that?

 

[WaTaGuMp]

adults in skinny jeans are trying to pick up the kids who wear skinny jeans

Does this work, cause I am have zero luck with my van and offering candy.

 

[911paramedic]

Anorexia, not just for women anymore.

 

[ShawnD1]

Does this work, cause I am have zero luck with my van and offering candy.

It works well enough. They let you take them to starbucks and buy them a coffee. Put GHB in their coffee. GHB is a GABA agonist just like alcohol, so it makes them look very drunk. Then you just throw them in the van and drive away.

 

[WaTaGuMp]

It works well enough. They let you take them to starbucks and buy them a coffee. Put GHB in their coffee. GHB is a GABA agonist just like alcohol, so it makes them look very drunk. Then you just throw them in the van and drive away.

Awesome, time to Google GHB recipe. :biggrin:

 

[0roo0roo]

^I was going to say, Ruseel Brand rocks them and he does fine. What's the big deal?

This is pretty much a circlejerk thread of people who need constant reminders that they're masculine. The ironing.

Well its like makeup, you have to be "that" awesome before you can get away with it.

he can pull it off and tap that. if we did it we'd just be sad goth guy

 

[ShawnD1]

Well its like makeup, you have to be "that" awesome before you can get away with it.

he can pull it off and tap that. if we did it we'd just be sad goth guy

And just like makeup it will be used by people who are dorks and should not be using it.

Nerds are notoriously bad for this kind of thing.
-short sleeve button shirts worn over a t-shirt
-any hat that is not a baseball cap
-white socks with black shoes
-buying pants that fit perfect in the store then they are too short after they shrink in the wash
-anything related to anime characters

When done by someone cool, it looks cool. Cool guy in a fedora is cool. You in a fedora is not cool. The good looking muscular guy on tv wearing a short sleeve button shirt looks good. You wearing one looks retarded.

 

[Bateluer]

I have a few pairs of slim legged jeans, not sure if you can call them skinny jeans or not. But, I have a slender build and muscular legs, so I do look good in them.

 

[theprodigalrebel]

My jeans are all Levi's 517 Slim Boot Cuts but I do have two pairs that are very similar to Levi's 510 Super Skinny jeans. They look fine on the right body type (lean, like the Russel Brand pic up there).

But yes, the majority of people who wear skinny jeans really shouldn't. Particularly short, fat chicks whose butt/legs kinda form an equilateral triangle when viewed from behind. /shudder

Also, skinny jeans are not supposed to sag and expose your hairy butt-cracks, you stupid fucking moronic guys at work.

 

[bfdd]

yeah... i don't think even at my skinniest my legs would have ever fit into that style cut. calves and thighs are way to big.

 

[vi edit]

Relaxed fit, boot cut thank you. Rather not have cock & balls plastered against my thighs for hours on end. And I just want some breathing room.

To play a moonbeamism...those who wear skinny jeans must hate themselves.

 

[warr666]

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[HamburgerBoy]

http://www.cracked.com/article/206_6-ways-you-can-accidentally-attract-ladies/

Wow, I'm skinny, effeminate, average, and sweaty. I feel a lot better now.

EDIT: Skinny jeans never seem to fit me, though. My waist is so narrow that to get ones of proper width means that I'll be plainly bearing my ankles.