Skiing and shooting is an Olympic sport(Biathlon), what other combos should they do?

[brainhulk]

I would say running barefoot through lion country and then using a blow dart to hit targets would be a good one for the next summer olympics

 

[purbeast0]

It's not called the "Olympic Sports."

It's called the "Olympic Games."

 

[BoomerD]

But then you'd have to hold the summer Olympics in Africa...and no one wants to go to Africa...UNLESS, you threw in regional variances...swimming and shark fighting in Australia, (could also be held in So. Africa) Crocodile surfing in Australia...Border wall Pole-Vault along the US/Mexico border...with the winner getting US Citizenship...

It's not called the "Olympic Sports."

It's called the "Olympic Games."

Exactly, so change them up...make them FUN to watch on TV.

 

[tynopik]

ice exotic dancing

 

[brainhulk]

Exactly, so change them up...make them FUN to watch on TV.

Let the games begin!

 

[Sho'Nuff]

Freestyle pooping would be fun to watch. Basically a combination of freestyle skiing and gastroenteritis. Points will be assigned based on height, distance, "flair" (aka spread), and general crowd reaction.

Also - a combination of Ice Hockey and MMA - The running man style but without the death.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Hookers and Blow!

 

[Drako]

Figure skating and Judo.

 

[BoomerD]

Figure skating and MMA.

ftfy

 

[rh71]

Skiing, shooting, then ice fishing. The play by play at the hole would be excitedly awesome.

 

[NetWareHead]

Freestyle pooping would be fun to watch. Basically a combination of freestyle skiing and gastroenteritis. Points will be assigned based on height, distance, "flair" (aka spread), and general crowd reaction.

Would taco bell and exlax be considered performance enhancing drugs subjecting the athlete to disqualification?

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Hookers and Blow!

I'm disappointed that it took to post #7 to get there. What has ATOT come to?

Hookers and blow can be done in so many different ways, endurance, speed, relays, teams, it's a natural for the Olympics.

 

[Skunk-Works]

Fuck while running.

 

[ultimatebob]

I kinda want to see what happens if the snowboarders tried doing tricks off of the ski jump. I bet that they could pull off an 1800 while in mid air, assuming that they don't stick the landing and kill themselves.

 

[Skunk-Works]

The flippity Flop!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJOcz0LEtx0

 

[Zeze]

Half marathon + Puzzle solving (i.e. rubix cube)

Curling with Iglo building (this is more winter theme than shooting)

 

[Red Squirrel]

Speed Skating + luge + target shooting + swimming. You first skate a stretch of track holding a hand gun (easier to carry) then launch yourself on a luge that is ready to go and luge down the rest of the track while shooting targets on your way down. You then land in a pool and have to swim to the end, in skates.

Call it the quadrathlon.

 

[snoopy7548]

Maybe ski jump, hammer throw, shooting, and diving. You ski off the big ass jump, throw the hammer then shoot it mid-air, and dive into the pool without making a splash.