Sizzling Bacon Hot ! BaconWhores Only $4 Delivered!!!

thedealmaker

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Home made bacon - in YOUR HOME! By a trained BaconWhore

This is like having a Hooter's waitress at your own home!!!

Finally, you can have tasty, sizzling bacon, without all the shopping, planning, and preparation. Just schedule your appointment at baconwhores.com, and our trained experts will come and prepare bacon for you, exactly the way you like it.

Click here for detail.


Hearty Cut
$4 per serving
Old fashioned dry-cured bacon that?s been hand-rubbed with just the right blend of sugar and salt. Then the flavors are allowed to develop as it?s slowly cured and smoked over hardwood fires.


Hickory Smoked
$6 per serving
Tender and flavorful, these slabs are trimmed from choice, carefully selected corn-fed porkers and are Ozark cured and smoked to a golden brown.


Honey Cured
$7 per serving
Smoked and then cured with honey instead of cane sugar. A wonderfully sweet flavored bacon.


Pepper Bacon
$6 per serving
This moist cured bacon continually ranks at the top when compared to other bacon of its type. With pepper on the outside, along with a brown sugar cure and hickory smoked flavor, it is sure to be one of your favorites.


Cinnamon Bacon
$8 per serving
Tender and flavorful slabs that are sugar-cured, then rubbed with cinnamon and smoked over apple wood.


Beef Bacon
$7 per serving
We take select beef briskets, hand trim, sugar cure and hickory smoke just like our traditional bacon.


Cajun Bacon
$7 per serving
Coated with our special Southern Cajun seasoning, this special blend of zesty seasoning with rosemary adds a sizzling, robust, passionate flavor.


credit to valeadmagnet
 

RBC

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I'm on the floor with this one! Is this a real company? I buy about 1.5 million lbs of bacon a year, I wonder if they'd come see me?
 

VirtualLarry

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Wow, that's a pretty slick site. I wouldn't be surprised if they actually get some earnest calls from potential investors. :p
 

gearedsteam

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Do you reckon these come with one or more IO ports?

The IO ports on mine froze up and I'm looking for a replacement.


:laugh: :beer:
 

denmalley

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Originally posted by: huesmann
Originally posted by: WooDaddy
Is the website work safe? (no nudity, profanity, etc.)
Only busty fully-clothed women and pork products, AFAICT.


Yeah, and the title "Bacon whores" posted prominently across the top...:laugh:
 

jkj

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No appointments available in the ATL area. lol :p It would almost be worth it. Although Im not sure my gf would be happy with the meal.
 

huesmann

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Originally posted by: denmalley
Originally posted by: huesmann
Originally posted by: WooDaddy
Is the website work safe? (no nudity, profanity, etc.)
Only busty fully-clothed women and pork products, AFAICT.


Yeah, and the title "Bacon whores" posted prominently across the top...:laugh:
Picky, picky! :D