Sit or stand?

[Koenigsegg]

Inspired from this

I personally sit, just because as posters mentioned in the other thread it reduces the possibility of piss going somewhere besides inside the toilet down to practically 0.

Not that my aim is bad, but let's say..1 time out of 20 I'll get it somewhere where it's not desirable, and that alone is worth the price of admission.

Plus sitting is always better than standing.

 

[tfinch2]

I didn't start standing until I was like 17 or 18, because of old habits that I had when my parents made me sit when I was like 5 or 6 because I had terrible aim, and they were tired of cleaning the floor.

 

[Zysoclaplem]

I'm not going to sit to pee if I don't have to.

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

I dunno about you but I don't have 500psi shooting out Mr. Happy. It's not difficult to not piss everywhere.

 

[bonkers325]

no option for hover?

 

[EmperorIQ]

sitting requires more work, pulling your pants all the way down, turning around, and bending yoru knees.

 

[calvinbiss]

Originally posted by: Nik
I dunno about you but I don't have 500psi shooting out Mr. Happy. It's not difficult to not piss everywhere.

QFT

 

[moshquerade]

this amazes me... there are actually guys out there who sit to piss? :Q

 

[NuroMancer]

Originally posted by: Nik
I dunno about you but I don't have 500psi shooting out Mr. Happy. It's not difficult to not piss everywhere.

Hahahahahaha,

Pressurewasher?

What horsepower u guys using to get that kind if psi?

 

[Juno]

Originally posted by: moshquerade
this amazes me... there are actually guys out there who sit to piss? :Q

have you tried pissing while standing?

i'm not talking about your drinking days. 😉

 

[Koenigsegg]

Originally posted by: calvinbiss

Originally posted by: Nik
I dunno about you but I don't have 500psi shooting out Mr. Happy. It's not difficult to not piss everywhere.

QFT

 

[Koenigsegg]

Originally posted by: jewno

Originally posted by: moshquerade
this amazes me... there are actually guys out there who sit to piss? :Q

have you tried pissing while standing?

i'm not talking about your pre-surgery days. 😉

Fxd.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: jewno

Originally posted by: moshquerade
this amazes me... there are actually guys out there who sit to piss? :Q

have you tried pissing while standing?

i'm not talking about your drinking days. 😉

umm... i don't have a penis so naturally i sit or hover if in a public restroom

 

[madworm]

Originally posted by: tfinch2
I didn't start standing until I was like 17 or 18, because of old habits that I had when my parents made me sit when I was like 5 or 6 because I had terrible aim, and they were tired of cleaning the floor.

how about those stand up stalls? do you miss those too?

 

[iamwiz82]

Originally posted by: jewno

Originally posted by: moshquerade
this amazes me... there are actually guys out there who sit to piss? :Q

have you tried pissing while standing?

i'm not talking about your drinking days. 😉

It isn't rocket science...

 

[feelingshorter]

Originally posted by: moshquerade
this amazes me... there are actually guys out there who sit to piss? :Q

yea, so you have less of a mess

 

[40Hands]

Stand and aim. Jesus people, its not hard to hit the huge bowl. Takes too long to sit.

 

[Rastus]

Where is the option for lifting a leg like a dog?

 

[Bryophyte]

One of the great things about having a penis, and you sit to pee? Go smack your mom for neutering you.

😉

 

[Nebor]

Originally posted by: Nik
I dunno about you but I don't have 500psi shooting out Mr. Happy. It's not difficult to not piss everywhere.

I have to use a rising rate FPR on my wang. 🙁

 

[Rastus]

I have to stand, the water's cold.

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: Nebor

Originally posted by: Nik
I dunno about you but I don't have 500psi shooting out Mr. Happy. It's not difficult to not piss everywhere.

I have to use a rising rate FPR on my wang. 🙁

You don't anymore? That sucks. That's what happens when you get old, I guess. 😉

 

[hypn0tik]

If you have to sit to take a piss you aren't male.
/thread

 

[Toasthead]

stand

unless Im a too impaired to aim properly

 

[Mermaidman]

In the sink.