Sister Mary (A stolen Brutuskend JOKE)

Brutuskend

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Sister Mary, who worked for a home health agency, was out making her rounds visiting homebound patients when she ran out of gas. As luck would have it, a gas station was just a block away.

She walked to the station to borrow a gas can and buy some gas. The attendant told her that the only gas can he owned had been lent out, but she could wait until it was returned.

Since the nun was on the way to see a patient, she decided not to wait and walked back to her car. She looked for something in her car that she could fill with gas and Spotted the bedpan she was taking to the patient.

Always resourceful, she carried the bedpan to the station, filled it with gas, and carried the full bedpan back to her car.

As she was pouring the gas into her tank, two men watched from across the street. One of the them turned to the other and said, "If it starts, I'm turning Catholic."
 

Jeff7

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Jan 4, 2001
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I was expecting a punchline about guys sticking "things" into their cars.
Hilarity ensues.
 

BoomerD

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VERY old joke, but told with a slightly different punchline, so 7/10. (original punchline was something like; "now THAT's faith!")

This must be moron night on ATOT...what's not to get?
 

Jeff7

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Originally posted by: Mucho
They wont sell gas in a bedpan, you'll need an UL approved container.
A bedpan would obviously be Urinator Lavoratories approved.
 

Demon-Xanth

Lifer
Feb 15, 2000
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For those that don't get it: It's a parody of the water into wine combined with the high price of gas.
 

imported_Devine

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I lol'ed, first time in awhile for a YAJT so 10/10, dont see how people dont get it though, like Demon said, they are refering to the water into wine story.
 

waggy

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Originally posted by: Jeff7
Originally posted by: Mucho
They wont sell gas in a bedpan, you'll need an UL approved container.
A bedpan would obviously be Urinator Lavoratories approved.

hahahha thats better then the OP's joke!
 

Demon-Xanth

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Originally posted by: Mucho
They wont sell gas in a bedpan, you'll need an UL approved container.

I'll check with one of the people at UL today to see if a bedpan is an approved container.