SiSR658

[LavrentiBeria]

Comrades,

Fraternal greetings from the peace-loving socialist motherland!

Comrade Stalin was pleased to learn that new motherboards based on the SiSR658 chipset will be available in a short time. Comrade zzzz has been named a Hero of Socialist Labor for providing this information and will join comrade Stalin atop Lenin's tomb to take the parade next May Day! Well done, comrade zzzz.

Reviewing the site, I could not find comments concerning this chipset. For anyone interested, I've stumbled upon the following, however:

myurl

Has anyone any idea who the manufacturers would be that would likely employ this chipset? If you know the answer to this question and are holding it back, perhaps you are unfamiliar with how we deal with traitors and saboteurs here. We are only now releasing comrade zzzz's father from custody.

For a people's peace.

LavrentiBeria

 

[Insane3D]

 

[LavrentiBeria]

Comrade Insane3D,

So you would resist the will of peace-loving peoples everywhere, comrade, and take comfort in your association with reactionaries? A very dangerous course. We will have an answer to this question one way or another.

LavrentiBeria

 

[panhead49]

 

[DevilsAdvocate]

You are completely whacked.

 

[LavrentiBeria]

Comrade DevilsAdvocate,

We have just raised this question about main board manufacturers for the SiSR658 with your mother. Let us simply say that in our first session with her, she was uncooperative. It has been necessary for me to turn her over to my associates, Anatoli and Georgi, who have much more imaginitive ways than I do of obtaining the information Comrade Stalin desires. But, of course, if you have something you'd like to tell us first ......

LavrentiBeria

 

[ToBeMe]

.....................Lay down the crack pipe and slowly back away from the system! You are obviously in no shape to be operating a keyboard, much less the system as a whole...................you are definately T.U.I. which is a punishable crime.................:Q

 

[DevilsAdvocate]

Seriously...

 

[DevilsAdvocate]

Torture her all you like... she has a life insurance policy, and I am her sole beneficiary. Can I watch?

Greed is my creed.

DA

 

[Iron Woode]

Originally posted by: LavrentiBeria
Comrade DevilsAdvocate,

We have just raised this question about main board manufacturers for the SiSR658 with your mother. Let us simply say that in our first session with her, she was uncooperative. It has been necessary for me to turn her over to my associates, Anatoli and Georgi, who have much more imaginitive ways than I do of obtaining the information Comrade Stalin desires. But, of course, if you have something you'd like to tell us first ......

LavrentiBeria

You're funny.....We in Canada will take you in and give you comfort and food.

 

[zzzz]

:Q

 

[LavrentiBeria]

Comrade DevilsAdvocate,

Ha ha ha .... Anatoli tells me that your mother has promised to reveal who the first main board manufacturer using the SiSR658 will be if we will consent to putting her in charge of your interrogation .... ha ha ha. How do you say, what's good for the goose is good for the grasshopper ... ha ha ha.

Comrade Iron Woode,

While the offer of food and comfort is appreciated, comrade Stalin tells me that it would be much more likely that we would take Canada in. He made no commitment about food and comfort .... ha ha ha.

LavrentiBeria