Single guys, ever wonder that your possible future wife

[Argo]

... is shagging some other dude at the moment? I get crazy thoughts in my head from time to time...

 

[Brutuskend]

Practice makes perfect!

 

[dug777]

never, i hope she's the one shagging me atm

 

[DivideBYZero]

This is incorrect.

All girls purposely avoid shagging until they meet you. Then it's game on.

 

[biostud]

and?

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: Brutuskend
Practice makes perfect!

 

[Calin]

You should marry with a girl that had no opportunity of shagging. Probably someone 18 years old in a muslim country, or 8 years old in USA

 

[moshquerade]

no...

but i think things happen for a reason

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: Calin
You should marry with a girl that had no opportunity of shagging. Probably someone 18 years old in a muslim country, or 8 years old in USA

Or a home-schooler. I think it was down in TX that there was a long article about how the family would not let the kids go out or date or get married until he was approved with the dad and showed superb spiritual leadership.

 

[gigapet]

at some point your realize that whenever you meet a new girl you are not conquering any new terroritory.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: gigapet
at some point your realize that whenever you meet a new girl you are not conquering any new terroritory.

and visa versa

 

[Miramonti]

I prefer not to be referred to as 'just some other dude', thx.

 

[chuckywang]

Originally posted by: jjsole
I prefer not to be referred to as 'just some other dude', thx.

LOL!

 

[Sphexi]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: gigapet
at some point your realize that whenever you meet a new girl you are not conquering any new terroritory.

and visa versa

I know for a fact that my fiancee is not a virgin, not a surprise to me, we've been friends for 7 years and I've known some of her ex-boyfriends, all losers and bums. Only one guy she's ever dated has a good job (currently) and a car (seriously, only ONE has a car), the rest are all slackers and moochers. With the exception of me of course


But yeah, now and then all guys have those thoughts, even I have them now and then if I don't hear from her for a day or so (she's currently living with her folks cross country til I move out there), but then my idiocy passes and all is well again. Just remember that if you do have such a thought, do NOT act on it unless you have 100% photographic DNA proof that your thought is fact. Because there is a very good chance it is not, and you are just being an idiot. Er, a man I meant.

 

[StageLeft]

Hello my future girlfriend. This is what I sound like. I am 11 years old, in the sixth grade, in New Mexico. Please PM me if I am on Yahoo chat. Bye. Thanks for stopping bye!

 

[BlueWeasel]

Originally posted by: Skoorb
Hello my future girlfriend. This is what I sound like. I am 11 years old, in the sixth grade, in New Mexico. Please PM me if I am on Yahoo chat. Bye. Thanks for stopping bye!

LOL! We need that link pronto!

 

[exilera]

Originally posted by: gigapet
at some point your realize that whenever you meet a new girl you are not conquering any new terroritory.

Well that depends on whether or not the girl is a virgin

 

[PrayForDeath]

Originally posted by: Calin
You should marry with a girl that had no opportunity of shagging. Probably someone 18 years old in a muslim country, or 8 years old in USA

:laugh:

 

[StageLeft]

Originally posted by: BlueWeasel

Originally posted by: Skoorb
Hello my future girlfriend. This is what I sound like. I am 11 years old, in the sixth grade, in New Mexico. Please PM me if I am on Yahoo chat. Bye. Thanks for stopping bye!

LOL! We need that link pronto!

Much is blocked at work, but last time I found it there were a bunch of fake links and pop ups and everything. I did find an original somewhere in google, though

 

[Sphexi]

Originally posted by: BlueWeasel

Originally posted by: Skoorb
Hello my future girlfriend. This is what I sound like. I am 11 years old, in the sixth grade, in New Mexico. Please PM me if I am on Yahoo chat. Bye. Thanks for stopping bye!

LOL! We need that link pronto!

Ask, and ye shall receive.


EDIT:

BTW, that fake one mentioned with the popups is a pr0k.net based mirror of it. The ahole put it on Wikipedia to get people to go there, and it pops up oodles of nasty things. Stay far away from that domain.

 

[gigapet]

Originally posted by: exilera

Originally posted by: gigapet
at some point your realize that whenever you meet a new girl you are not conquering any new terroritory.

Well that depends on whether or not the girl is a virgin

who are you kidding dude....find me a 21+ non-religious fanatic non-fatass that is still a virgin

 

[DivideBYZero]

Originally posted by: Sphexi

Originally posted by: BlueWeasel

Originally posted by: Skoorb
Hello my future girlfriend. This is what I sound like. I am 11 years old, in the sixth grade, in New Mexico. Please PM me if I am on Yahoo chat. Bye. Thanks for stopping bye!

LOL! We need that link pronto!

Ask, and ye shall receive.


EDIT:

BTW, that fake one mentioned with the popups is a pr0k.net based mirror of it. The ahole put it on Wikipedia to get people to go there, and it pops up oodles of nasty things. Stay far away from that domain.

TEH SADNESS!!!