Since truck nutz weren't stupid enough, now there are car eyelashes

[glenn1]

Saw these on a car today. I suppose there truly is an idiot for any product you can dream up.

Carlashes

 

[Krazy4Real]

People who buy this should be shot.

 

[sixone]

I guess I'm not girly enough to think that looks good. :\

 

[waggy]

yeah they are fucking idiotic.

 

[The_Dude8]

holy shit, the eyelashes are $50. i saw a car with those stupid eyelashes.

 

[vi edit]

Yup. Saw this on one of the new VW Beetles with the horrible "throwback" wheels. It was of course driven by a blubbery 50 year old woman with a flower dress.

Chances of being a crazy catwoman? HIGHLY LIKELY!

 

[Red Storm]

Why the hell didn't I think of this...

 

[MontyAC]

Ugly chick cars.

 

[thestrangebrew1]

I suppose if you curled them and installed them hanging out the trunk, they could be carpubes?

 

[JTsyo]

wow I was just thinking stickers but these are actually parts.

 

[DrPizza]

holy shit, the eyelashes are $50. i saw a car with those stupid eyelashes.

What's up Bro with all the hating on people who have enough money to afford something like that. You see that BMW in their ad? You're just jelly that you can't afford nice things.

/you know who.

 

[MontyAC]

Put that car bra on with the eyelashes and hit the road.

 

[wirednuts]

Why the hell didn't I think of this...

YES. im pissed too. wouldnt have mattered though. as with most of my ideas, i always think "wayyy too stupid. nobody would pay for that".

i am regularly wrong. i need to start investing in risky odd ideas.

 

[wirednuts]

Put that car bra on with the eyelashes and hit the road.

how about a trunk thong? and maybe a sticker you can add to simulate a little buttcrack. that would be so hot

 

[MontyAC]

Only $3.99 + shipping at eBay:

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Sexy-THONG-...t=LH_DefaultDomain_0&var=&hash=item2eaec8f129

 

[momeNt]

OMG YES!~!

I can finally have my delicious trap car.

Girly lashes as you approach - damn that's a fine-ass car. As you go to check out the backside - BOOM trucknutz! Trap!!

 

[CraigRT]

Do not want

 

[dennilfloss]

Car lashes: when you want to beat your old ride into shape.

 

[wirednuts]

Only $3.99 + shipping at eBay:

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Sexy-THONG-...t=LH_DefaultDomain_0&var=&hash=item2eaec8f129

ugh. ok. fuck this. what about a custom paint job that makes your car look like its wrapped in human skin, and put zits around the front and back bumpers, and then stick a toilet plunger off the back with toy rings on it to make it look like teen anal ring toss? find that on google or ebay. jesus...

 

[SearchMaster]

I've never seen them in person but they actually look appropriate on the Beetle.

 

[M0oG0oGaiPan]

 

[sixone]

lol

 

[Red Squirrel]

I saw that on a car the other day I was like WTF? People are retarded to think that looks cool.

 

[lxskllr]

I think there's some kind of low level mustache meme going on. I've seen some vague references to it, but nothing firm. If car 'staches aren't currently made, it might be a good business opportunity.

 

[WhoBeDaPlaya]

Oddly enough, I saw a Beetle this morning on 635 with eyelashes and was like