since bible thumpers can ignore evolution theory...

OrganizedChaos

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by saying that its just a theory, i hearby declare that gravitational theory is also a myth perputrated by scientists. there is no gravity! the hand of a omnipresent supreme being is responsible for holding everything down!

while i'm at it i hearby by declare that geologic theory is also a myth. continental drift is not a result of plate tectonics but is in fact caused by a supreme being pushing landmasses around for his own "mysterious" reasons

also i must warn you about the heretic scientists try to convince people to believe in acoustic theory. they would have you believe that sound is caused by vibration. not true! acoustics are a myth, we hear though a connection between our souls and gods voice.


 

Leros

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While your argument is correct, what are you trying to prove? you are just gonna start a flame war.

You're not gonna turn the Christians into athiests and vice versa.
 

HamburgerBoy

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Originally posted by: OrganizedChaos
by saying that its just a theory, i hearby declare that gravitational theory is also a myth perputrated by scientists. there is no gravity! the hand of a omnipresent supreme being is responsible for holding everything down!

while i'm at it i hearby by declare that geologic theory is also a myth. continental drift is not a result of plate tectonics but is in fact caused by a supreme being pushing landmasses around for his own "mysterious" reasons

also i must warn you about the heretic scientists try to convince people to believe in acoustic theory. they would have you believe that sound is caused by vibration. not true! acoustics are a myth, we hear though a connection between our souls and gods voice.

http://forums.anandtech.com/categories.aspx?catid=52&entercat=y

 

Conky

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Yes, we evolved from pond scum. There are fossils to prove this. Oh wait, there is no fossil record showing this.

Nevermind.
 
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Throwing out your post, your title eliminated the possibility for having a rational discussion about the matter. Regardless, this is ATOT, and we can't expect much.

meh
 

Lorn

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Originally posted by: Crazyfool
Yes, we evolved from pond scum. There are fossils to prove this. Oh wait, there is no fossil record showing this.

Nevermind.

Could say the same thing about the opposition.
 

KarenMarie

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Originally posted by: HamburgerBoy
Originally posted by: OrganizedChaos
by saying that its just a theory, i hearby declare that gravitational theory is also a myth perputrated by scientists. there is no gravity! the hand of a omnipresent supreme being is responsible for holding everything down!

while i'm at it i hearby by declare that geologic theory is also a myth. continental drift is not a result of plate tectonics but is in fact caused by a supreme being pushing landmasses around for his own "mysterious" reasons

also i must warn you about the heretic scientists try to convince people to believe in acoustic theory. they would have you believe that sound is caused by vibration. not true! acoustics are a myth, we hear though a connection between our souls and gods voice.

http://forums.anandtech.com/categories.aspx?catid=52&entercat=y

:thumbsup:
 

jEct2

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Originally posted by: Lorn
Originally posted by: Crazyfool
Yes, we evolved from pond scum. There are fossils to prove this. Oh wait, there is no fossil record showing this.

Nevermind.

Could say the same thing about the opposition.

So this makes a moot point. This thread is now nothing but trollfest. Good job OP. :roll:
 
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Originally posted by: jEct2
Originally posted by: Lorn
Originally posted by: Crazyfool
Yes, we evolved from pond scum. There are fossils to prove this. Oh wait, there is no fossil record showing this.

Nevermind.

Could say the same thing about the opposition.

So this makes a moot point. This thread is now nothing but trollfest. Good job OP. :roll:

When was it ever anything else?
 

QuitBanningMe

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You fvcking idiot....gravity is a theory that may be completely different in reality than our current understanding of it
 

BudAshes

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Originally posted by: Crazyfool
Yes, we evolved from pond scum. There are fossils to prove this. Oh wait, there is no fossil record showing this.

Nevermind.

Yeah all the fossils point to dinosaurs and humans living together, like in the show dino-riders
 

QuitBanningMe

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Originally posted by: Xafgoat
Originally posted by: Crazyfool
Yes, we evolved from pond scum. There are fossils to prove this. Oh wait, there is no fossil record showing this.

Nevermind.

Yeah all the fossils point to dinosaurs and humans living together, like in the show dino-riders

They are "Jesus Horses" you heathen
 

Cobalt

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Originally posted by: Crazyfool
Yes, we evolved from pond scum. There are fossils to prove this. Oh wait, there is no fossil record showing this.

Nevermind.

Oh wait.. that's called abiogenesis.
 

Kadarin

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Originally posted by: OrganizedChaos
by saying that its just a theory, i hearby declare that gravitational theory is also a myth perputrated by scientists. there is no gravity! the hand of a omnipresent supreme being is responsible for holding everything down!

while i'm at it i hearby by declare that geologic theory is also a myth. continental drift is not a result of plate tectonics but is in fact caused by a supreme being pushing landmasses around for his own "mysterious" reasons

also i must warn you about the heretic scientists try to convince people to believe in acoustic theory. they would have you believe that sound is caused by vibration. not true! acoustics are a myth, we hear though a connection between our souls and gods voice.

Bah! There is no "God".. everybody knows it's the Leprechauns that created everything!

 

QuitBanningMe

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Originally posted by: Crazyfool
Yes, we evolved from pond scum. There are fossils to prove this. Oh wait, there is no fossil record showing this.

Nevermind.

Yes because nature is so good at preserving fossils.
 

Skyclad1uhm1

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Anyone seen the documentary on Discovery channel regarding the firstborn son of Ramses? Who, being the son of the Pharaoh happened to also be the leader of the army, and therefor according to the Bible should have died either by God's hand together with the rest of the firstborn sons, or should have died in the 'Red Sea'. But the mummy showed a hard blow to the head to be the most likely cause of death. So either God went around smashing in the heads of all the firstborns, or he died in combat instead.

Other interesting stuff
 

Czar

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Originally posted by: Skyclad1uhm1
Anyone seen the documentary on Discovery channel regarding the firstborn son of Ramses? Who, being the son of the Pharaoh happened to also be the leader of the army, and therefor according to the Bible should have died either by God's hand together with the rest of the firstborn sons, or should have died in the 'Red Sea'. But the mummy showed a hard blow to the head to be the most likely cause of death. So either God went around smashing in the heads of all the firstborns, or he died in combat instead.

Other interesting stuff

I saw that, quite an interesting show
 

Landroval

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Originally posted by: Crazyfool
Yes, we evolved from pond scum. There are fossils to prove this. Oh wait, there is no fossil record showing this.

Nevermind.


Satan planted all fossil "evidence" to fool the unfaithful :p
 

Landroval

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Originally posted by: Czar
Originally posted by: Skyclad1uhm1
Anyone seen the documentary on Discovery channel regarding the firstborn son of Ramses? Who, being the son of the Pharaoh happened to also be the leader of the army, and therefor according to the Bible should have died either by God's hand together with the rest of the firstborn sons, or should have died in the 'Red Sea'. But the mummy showed a hard blow to the head to be the most likely cause of death. So either God went around smashing in the heads of all the firstborns, or he died in combat instead.

Other interesting stuff

I saw that, quite an interesting show


Me, too! I enjoyed it as well :)