oh no lois, a guy at work bought a car out of the paper. ten years later, BAM! herpes
first one to the marker where that pakistani girl fell through the ice after coming in the states to get treatment for her severely burned face which she got when the man she refused to marry dumped sulfuric acid on her wins, i win!
its not fair lois, if i dont get any air time how am i ever gonna get my own spin off where im a retired baseball umpire who opens a bar........ at the centre of the earth!
"bit of an awkward moment, really."
awkward moment? ill give you an awkward moment. one time during sex i called lois frank! your move sherlock
what are you gonna make me do? whack a guy? off a guy? whack off a guy?
my name is chris. im sposed to be on my best behaviour tonight. and not mention poo. OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE?!
yay and god said to abraham "you will kill your son isaac" and abraham said "i cant hear you, you'll have to speak into the microphone"and god said "oh im sorry, is this better? check check, check. jerry pull the high end out, im still getting some hiss back here
mr. weed? i can't come to work today. i was in a terrible plane crash. my entire family was killed and i am a vegitable. ill see you tomorrow