[simpsons] Moe hooked up to a lie detector

Triumph

Lifer
Oct 9, 1999
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Cop: OK, sir, you're free to go.
Moe: Good, 'cause I got a hot date tonight.
BUZZZ!
A date.
BUZZZ!
Dinner with friends.
BUZZZ!
Dinner alone.
BUZZZ!
Watching TV alone.
BUZZZ!
All right! I'm going to sit at home and ogle the ladies in the Victoria's Secret catalog.
BUZZZ!
....Sears catalog.
DING!

Now would you unhook this already, please? I don't deserve this kind of shabby treatment!
BUZZZ!

 

Ikonomi

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Dec 19, 2003
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When I was like 13 I'd whack it to the Sears catalog lingerie section. There were a few real hotties in there. :D

Ah, to be young again...

Wait, no thanks.
 

Atomicus

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May 20, 2004
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poor Moe, he needs a free year subscription to Maxim. Someone should PM him the link :D
 

nakedfrog

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Originally posted by: Triumph
Originally posted by: Jehovah
What brought this on? :confused:

this thread made me think of it, actually. but who doesn't enjoy random simpsons quotes?

I sure do :)

*whack*
Dean - "Monkeys point!"
Homer - "*sniffle* Monkeys cry..."