Simple cure for clogged arteries...

[Shockwave]

High blood pressure.
A smaller pipe simply needs more pressure to handle the same capacity of fluid.
Now, noone need worry about high cholestrol ANYMORE thanks to Shockwaves simple yet effective solution!

 

[PliotronX]

So how should I go about doing this Dr. Shockwave?

 

[Wallydraigle]

Cool, pass the salt.

 

[IGBT]

Fish oil caps...

 

[Shockwave]

Originally posted by: PliotronX
So how should I go about doing this Dr. Shockwave?

You'll find the recommended solutions above this post, or below yours.

 

[wyvrn]

I would prefer a nanobot to run around my arteries and clean the plaque off the walls. That way I could eat whatever I wanted.

 

[PliotronX]

Originally posted by: Shockwave

Originally posted by: PliotronX
So how should I go about doing this Dr. Shockwave?

You'll find the recommended solutions above this post, or below yours.

All right doc.. how can I be sure that you're no quack? *squinty eye*

 

[geno]

Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter

 

[Shockwave]

Originally posted by: PliotronX

Originally posted by: Shockwave

Originally posted by: PliotronX
So how should I go about doing this Dr. Shockwave?

You'll find the recommended solutions above this post, or below yours.

All right doc.. how can I be sure that you're no quack? *squinty eye*

Study simple principals of hydraulics. Same principals apply to our bodies and the circulatory system. Smaller pipes need more pressure to maintain equivelent flow.

 

[Shockwave]

Originally posted by: geno
Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter

Classes begin every Teusday, 7PM-8PM.

 

[zimu]

actually zimu has a better idea.

drink some drain cleaner. please message me if you wish to join my mailing list.

edit: classes are online and so you can do them at your convenience.

 

[Siddhartha]

Originally posted by: Shockwave
High blood pressure.
A smaller pipe simply needs more pressure to handle the same capacity of fluid.
Now, noone need worry about high cholestrol ANYMORE thanks to Shockwaves simple yet effective solution!

First try this new therapy on yourself and have your grieiving loved ones let us know how it worked out.

 

[Shockwave]

Originally posted by: Dr Smooth

Originally posted by: Shockwave
High blood pressure.
A smaller pipe simply needs more pressure to handle the same capacity of fluid.
Now, noone need worry about high cholestrol ANYMORE thanks to Shockwaves simple yet effective solution!

First try this new therapy on yourself and have your grieiving loved ones let us know how it worked out.

Why would they grieve? Shockwaves new cholestoral figher is 100% backed up leading medical experts recommendations!

 

[glen]

Right, but higher pressure causes turbulance.

That is one thing the doctor is listening for when he listens to your heart.

So, how can you get rid of turbulance?
Blood thinner like Warfarin or aspirin.

Your veins are actually not ridged pipes, but they expand and contract slightly under changes in preassure, still basic physics apply.

I bet Hearthsurgeon can tell us more details.

 

[Martin]

If you were to kill yourself, you would not have to worry about any health problems.