Simo Häyhä: The White Death

GarlicBreath

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In the winter of 1939, the Soviet Union was *****. Russian Premier Josef Stalin thought it would be really ****** hilarious if he all of a sudden sent like two million of his dudes over to nearby Finland to start kicking everyone's asses and seizing whatever land he could get his borsch-covered hands on, while simultaneously kicking puppies and shouting profanities at inanimate objects in a vodka-and-caviar induced roid rage. While this may have been a laugh riot for Stalin and his numbnuts cronies, the Finnish people obviously were a little unhappy with the prospect of having all their cross-country skis, Winter Olympics gold medals and salmon fishing boats captured by a rampaging horde of godless commie bastards, so they decided to open an extra-large can of whoop-ass and give the Russkies the ballsack kicking they were apparently looking for...


http://www.amazingben.com/arf0126.html
 

K1052

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Aug 21, 2003
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Not a lot of people outside Finland and Russia know about the Winter War.

PBS has a good documentary called "Fire and Ice: The Winter War of Finland and Russia" that is worth a look.
 

Squisher

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.....bringing his total kill count to 705 men in under 100 days

Damn!

Rack'em and stack'em.



 

dr150

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Throughout the Winter War (as it would come to be known), Simo Häyhä ran around being what experienced HALO players would call a "camping i love you".....

ROFL!