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A precious little girl walked into a pet shop and asked, in the sweetest little lisp, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?"
As the shopkeeper's heart melted, he got down on his knees, so that he'd be on her level, and asked, "Do you want a widdle white wabbit or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabbit or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit overthere?"
She blushed, put her hands on her knees, leaned forward and said in a quiet voice, "I don't think my pet python weally givth a thit."
As the shopkeeper's heart melted, he got down on his knees, so that he'd be on her level, and asked, "Do you want a widdle white wabbit or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabbit or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit overthere?"
She blushed, put her hands on her knees, leaned forward and said in a quiet voice, "I don't think my pet python weally givth a thit."