Silly question about online dating sites

[nakedfrog]

I have a bad feeling none of you are mormons. I joined and I got a nice answer to my dell question. I think some of you are really sick.

I lived in Utah, that's pretty much the same thing.

 

[CraKaJaX]

LOL

 

[NikolaeVarius]

I guess its because you're looking at dating sites reserved exclusively for Mormons.

 

[Newell Steamer]

Dearest Diary,

The situation has escalated exponentially!! I am not only pretending to be insulting homosexuals, but I am criticizing people for not being of a particular religion!!!

I can just imagine the angst and ire I have caused these fellows!!

 

[Peace Pilgrim]

Dearest Diary,

The situation has escalated exponentially!! I am not only pretending to be insulting homosexuals, but I am criticizing people for not being of a particular religion!!!

I can just imagine the angst and ire I have caused these fellows!!

I've never exponentially anything in my life. Please stop saying stuff.

 

[CraKaJaX]

I've never exponentially anything in my life. Please stop saying stuff.

does not compute. recalculating....

 

[nakedfrog]

I think we got off on the wrong foot, Pilgrim. Tell me about yourself.

 

[Peace Pilgrim]

I think we got off on the wrong foot, Pilgrim. Tell me about yourself.

I want to see the outcome of my report on you first. I will talk with you after receiving results.

 

[CraKaJaX]

I think we got off on the wrong foot, Pilgrim. Tell me about yourself.

I believe it's: male, bisexual, browsing men on internet

check back later for more updates.

 

[z1ggy]

lllllllllllllllllllol wot, bisexual????

This must be a troll or you are living in Europe.

 

[Newell Steamer]

I've never exponentially anything in my life. Please stop saying stuff.

Dearest Diary,

There is one fellow, who seems to be on to me,... but, I shall pretend I do not understand what a particular word he is using means - I hope that will throw him off my tail,... the excitement is quite titillating!!

 

[Phoenix86]

This thread is going places.

 

[Peace Pilgrim]

Obviously I won't receive any real replies here. Just go back to whatever crap thread you were reading before.

Someone close this please.

 

[nakedfrog]

I want to see the outcome of my report on you first. I will talk with you after receiving results.

What did your report say? I want to vet it for truthiness.

 

[clamum]

does not compute. recalculating....

I think what he meant to say was that he accidentally the whole thing.

 

[JimKiler]

So I was going thru okcupid and I noticed 80 percent of the males chose bisexual as their orientation. I wanted to see what other males were doing to fill out their profile. I am a man.

Why would someone put that down? Does that make them appear 'edgy' and mysterious?

In my opinion it makes you look like a pervert who is okay with sticking your dick in any hole that's available.

Could it be a filter causing a higher than normal rate? Or are you in San Francisco or some other area which a higher majority? I don't use OKCupid so I have no clue how you got the 80% figure.

 

[Newell Steamer]

What did your report say? I want to vet it for truthiness.

I propose a committee be formed - 50 to 75 members (each of which has been elected of course,...).

We meet every other business day.. excluding internationally recognized holidays,.. and, never immediately after a holiday.

Now, on this "vetting",... OP must present his grievance, in triplicate hard copies, to each - that is, 3 copies for each - committee member, within 30 calendar days of the offense's date.

We then review it, within a 3 month period, and decide how to proceed.

Proceeding will require a motion to act on said proceeding action.

Which will then be presented for review and approval at the quarterly committee meetings.

Execution of the proceeding action, provided it is approved of course, will transpire over 6 to 12 month period.

Agreed?

 

[nakedfrog]

Motion seconded!

 

[CraKaJaX]

Agree.

Where do I sign?

 

[doubledeluxe]

So I was going thru okcupid and I noticed 80 percent of the males chose bisexual as their orientation. I wanted to see what other males were doing to fill out their profile. I am a man.

Why would someone put that down? Does that make them appear 'edgy' and mysterious?

In my opinion it makes you look like a pervert who is okay with sticking your dick in any hole that's available.

Most people are bisexual. Sexuality is a spectrum.

 

[SMOGZINN]

Could it be a filter causing a higher than normal rate? Or are you in San Francisco or some other area which a higher majority? I don't use OKCupid so I have no clue how you got the 80% figure.

Mattering how he went about checking out men's profiles, I think it likely that OkCupid showed him a bunch of bisexual men because it assumed that as guy checking out men's profiles that was what he was looking for. It probably was a unstated search criteria.

 

[Newell Steamer]

Motion seconded!

Excellent.

Now, OP, once we get the other 48 to 73 members, we'll review your grievance.

Please note, that during this period, your 30 day deadline will still be in effect. However, we can not accept and review your grievance, until the remaining members are nominated, campaigned and elected,.. as well as onboarded and introduced into the committee.

 

[Newell Steamer]

Agree.

Where do I sign?

Signed!

47 more needed.

We are on the fast track - who says bureaucracy is slow??

 

[doubledeluxe]

LOL this thread delivers! I should have read the whole thing before responding.

 

[Ruptga]

I have a bad feeling none of you are mormons. I joined and I got a nice answer to my dell question. I think some of you are really sick.

Sick as defined by who, some peace princess?