MisterJackson
Lifer
So there's this 85 year old guy who's computer I fixed awhile back. He comes in every now and then to shoot the sh1t and ask a general question about his computer here and there since he really is clueless when it comes to using it.
He tells really interesting stories. His WWII stories are the best.
Anyway, the other day he asked me a question that I'd already answered for him a little earlier. When I said "Well, like I told you earlier, all you have to do is....." he countered with "I'm sorry, but my memory isn't as long as my most important body part."
Then today we were discussing fish as part of an Okinawan diet my Dad has been on and how it helped him get off medication for diabetes and high blood pressure.
He looks at me and says "I don't eat fish, in fact I don't eat anything that comes out of the ocean unless it's got a bikini on it."
Then he added "And diets are for stupid folk, I've made it to 85 so I'll eat what I damn well want to eat. What good's a diet gonna do me now?"
Just thought I'd share.
If you have any funny old people stories please share!
He tells really interesting stories. His WWII stories are the best.
Anyway, the other day he asked me a question that I'd already answered for him a little earlier. When I said "Well, like I told you earlier, all you have to do is....." he countered with "I'm sorry, but my memory isn't as long as my most important body part."
Then today we were discussing fish as part of an Okinawan diet my Dad has been on and how it helped him get off medication for diabetes and high blood pressure.
He looks at me and says "I don't eat fish, in fact I don't eat anything that comes out of the ocean unless it's got a bikini on it."
Then he added "And diets are for stupid folk, I've made it to 85 so I'll eat what I damn well want to eat. What good's a diet gonna do me now?"
Just thought I'd share.
If you have any funny old people stories please share!
