Signs that You've Overdosed on The World Wide Web

[Grasshopper27]

1) When you read a magazine, you have an irresistible urge to click on the underlined passages.

2) Your opening chat-up line is: "So, what's your homepage address?"

3) You see a beautiful sunset, and you half-expect to see "Enhanced for Netscape 4.0" on one of the clouds.

4) You are overcome with disbelief, anger, and finally depressed acceptance when you encounter a Webpage with no links.

5) Your cat has his own webpage.

6) So does your gold fish.

7) One of your best friends is Mirsky2001, and you've never met him.

8) You are driving on a dark and rainy night when you hydroplane on a puddle, sending your car careening towards the flimsy guardrail that separates you the precipice of a rocky cliff and certain death, and you desperately look for the "Back" button.

9) You visit "The Really Big Button That Doesn't Do Anything" again and again and again.

10) You felt driven to consult the "Shockwave Daily Jigsaw" on your wedding day.

 

[Tominator]

God help us all!

 

[Zim Hosein]

8) You are driving on a dark and rainy night when you hydroplane on a puddle, sending your car careening towards the flimsy guardrail that separates you the precipice of a rocky cliff and certain death, and you desperately look for the "Back" button.

LMAO grasshopper26

 

[AreaCode707]

11. You've read every post by grasshopper26 that was made on December 28, 2002.

 

[boyRacer]

Originally posted by: Zim Hosein

8) You are driving on a dark and rainy night when you hydroplane on a puddle, sending your car careening towards the flimsy guardrail that separates you the precipice of a rocky cliff and certain death, and you desperately look for the "Back" button.

LMAO grasshopper26

 

[Grasshopper27]

Originally posted by: HotChic
11. You've read every post by grasshopper26 that was made on December 28, 2002.

*hugs HotChic*

I guess I'll go make dinner then...

What really stinks is Thumper doesn't get off work until 3am. That REALY, REALLY stinks!!!!!!!!

Sigh...

Lonely Hopper

 

[Soybomb]

Ummm your girl friend called and she needs....you to go get her some milk...and a llama.....better go do that...or something.

 

[Spikey217]

Originally posted by: HotChic
11. You've read every post by grasshopper26 that was made on December 28, 2002.

lol...

 

[LordMaul]

Hell, if you don't stop this, I will violate THUMPER with previously mentioned oversized piece of cheese! :frown:

 

[Grasshopper27]

Originally posted by: LordMaul
Hell, if you don't stop this, I will violate THUMPER with previously mentioned oversized piece of cheese! :frown:

Dude, that just isn't funny...

You just took all the fun out of this...

*walks off*

 

[AreaCode707]

Originally posted by: grasshopper26

You just took all the fun out of this...

*walks off*

*high fives LordMaul

Post your own questions and thoughts, grasshopper, don't just go repeating stuff we can find on our own if we're looking. At least, not so much.

 

[LordMaul]

Originally posted by: grasshopper26

Originally posted by: LordMaul
Hell, if you don't stop this, I will violate THUMPER with previously mentioned oversized piece of cheese! :frown:

Dude, that just isn't funny...

No?

But it worked.

 

[Grasshopper27]

Originally posted by: HotChic

*high fives LordMaul

Paige, that just wasn't funny what he posted. Make fun of me, no biggie, insult me, that's ok too...

Saying what he said about my sweetie is just uncool... :|

I'm done with the posting of those things for awhile, I don't do it often and it was fun while it was just a game, but Maul took all the joy out of it.



Angry Hopper

 

[Grasshopper27]

Originally posted by: LordMaul
No?

But it worked.

Dude, you got a problem with me, you send me a PM. I won't take you seriouslly otherwise as long as you're posting in these threads.

What you said was way, way, WAY out of line. I personally think you should apologize for it...

Angry Hopper

 

[LordMaul]

Originally posted by: grasshopper26

Originally posted by: HotChic

*high fives LordMaul

Paige, that just wasn't funny what he posted. Make fun of me, no biggie, insult me, that's ok too...

Saying what he said about my sweetie is just uncool... :|

I'm done with the posting of those things for awhile, I don't do it often and it was fun while it was just a game, but Maul took all the joy out of it.



Angry Hopper

Cry me a river and drown yourself in it. If you can't take a joke, you have no business posting here.

*shrug*

 

[sharkeeper]

8) You are driving on a dark and rainy night when you hydroplane on a puddle, sending your car careening towards the flimsy guardrail that separates you the precipice of a rocky cliff and certain death, and you desperately look for the "Back" button.

Actually, I thought the "R" key would put you straight back on the road.

Cheers!

 

[AreaCode707]

Originally posted by: grasshopper26

Originally posted by: HotChic

*high fives LordMaul

Paige, that just wasn't funny what he posted. Make fun of me, no biggie, insult me, that's ok too...

Saying what he said about my sweetie is just uncool... :|

Angry Hopper

Which is why I edited what I quoted of his post so that I was high fiving him for shorcircuiting the list posts, not congratulating him on his methods of doing it.

 

[LordMaul]

Dude, you got a problem with me, you send me a PM. I won't take you seriouslly otherwise as long as you're posting in these threads.

I am serious, yet I'm not. You need to stop posting the forwards - one or two is fine, but 15 is not. My posts were meant to give you the idea that they were not wanted anymore, not create a mortal enemy. Feel free to take them as you wish, however.

What you said was way, way, WAY out of line. I personally think you should apologize for it...

It is only way out of line if you take it that way, and as long as it is at least mostly obvious that it was made in jest, I will not apologize.

(Come on. A piece of cheese? Get a grip, son!)

 

[Grasshopper27]

Originally posted by: LordMaul

Cry me a river and drown yourself in it. If you can't take a joke, you have no business posting here.

*shrug*

It isnt' a joke and it isn't funny...

If we were talking in person and you joked around about me, made fun of me, no worries, I'd laugh right along with you.

If you said to me in person what you typed here about my woman, you'd find your butt on the ground with a busted lip. It is not funny.

Angry Hopper

 

[Zim Hosein]

This thread is starting to get real ugly, just walk away, there's isn't any pride to be won or lost on the internet.

 

[Grasshopper27]

Originally posted by: LordMaul
I am serious, yet I'm not. You need to stop posting the forwards - one or two is fine, but 15 is not. My posts were meant to give you the idea that they were not wanted anymore, not create a mortal enemy. Feel free to take them as you wish, however.

If I'm driving people nuts, they need to let me know. Making jokes about cheese and trouts in the threads themselves tells me they are just playing along. A PM tells me they are serious.

It is only way out of line if you take it that way, and as long as it is at least mostly obvious that it was made in jest, I will not apologize.

It doesn't matter if your title on AT is "Official Comedian", it isn't funny to talk about violating someone's fiancé. There is no humor to be had in it...

Grasshopper

 

[Grasshopper27]

Originally posted by: Zim Hosein
This thread is starting to get real ugly, just walk away, there's isn't any pride to be won or lost on the internet.

Are you calling a time-out?

 

[ohtwell]

Originally posted by: grasshopper26

Originally posted by: LordMaul

Cry me a river and drown yourself in it. If you can't take a joke, you have no business posting here.

*shrug*

It isnt' a joke and it isn't funny...

If we were talking in person and you joked around about me, made fun of me, no worries, I'd laugh right along with you.

If you said to me in person what you typed here about my woman, you'd find your butt on the ground with a busted lip. It is not funny.

Angry Hopper

You really need to lighten up Hopper! Seriously! It was a joke.

Just laugh it off.


: ) Amanda

 

[LordMaul]

Originally posted by: grasshopper26

Originally posted by: LordMaul

Cry me a river and drown yourself in it. If you can't take a joke, you have no business posting here.

*shrug*

It isnt' a joke and it isn't funny...

If we were talking in person and you joked around about me, made fun of me, no worries, I'd laugh right along with you.

If you said to me in person what you typed here about my woman, you'd find your butt on the ground with a busted lip. It is not funny.

You're overprotective. If you take an intended joke that someone posted on a internet message board as something serious, then...go make dinner.

 

[Zim Hosein]

Originally posted by: grasshopper26

Originally posted by: Zim Hosein
This thread is starting to get real ugly, just walk away, there's isn't any pride to be won or lost on the internet.

Are you calling a time-out?

Whatever you want t to call it is cool w/ me, I'm not taking sides, just saying that ATOT is still a community, let's just keep it that way; play nice