Signs She's Getting Bored Having Sex With You ( A Brutuskend JOKE)

[Brutuskend]

When you request sex, she replies, "Wait 'til the Nyquil kicks in."

Gets very upset when the ashtray falls off your ass.

Actually answers when you ask, "Who's your daddy?"

Last time she screamed during sex was the first time she won at solitaire.

Only moans during commercial breaks.

Starts her fake orgasms during foreplay.

Keeps trying to set you up with her friends.

Runs for vacant Senate seat in New York.

You find yourself sitting backstage at the Jerry Springer show.

You begin to suspect she is only "playing" dead.

Her moans of delight discovered to actually be a WAV file.

Instead of asking to leave her shirt on, she wants to leave her pants on too.

Keeps asking, "Are you SURE you're not gay?"

Holds up a picture of the Playboy centerfold to hurry you along.

Asks to be on top so she can balance her checkbook more easily.

She yells out her own name.

Bangs her head on the headboard BEFORE you begin.

 

[Anubis]

not funny.

now about that BB tool which one do i need?

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Some funny. Some nasty. Some "stop posting"

Average score shows signs of funny though. Good job.

- M4H

 

[jonmullen]

Originally posted by: Brutuskend


Runs for vacant Senate seat in New York.

Harsh, but my personal favorite.

 

[Syringer]

Why do you label these jokes as your own when you don't write them?

 

[pyonir]

*yawn*

 

[Zim Hosein]

You begin to suspect she is only "playing" dead.

Hehe

Thanks Brutuskend

 

[SarcasticDwarf]

I think this is an indication that maybe Brutuskend should just stop posting

 

[Brutuskend]

Originally posted by: Syringer
Why do you label these jokes as your own when you don't write them?

It takes less space than typing, " A joke written by someone whom I have never met and brought to you courtesy of anandtech ATOT, the internet and Brutuskend"

 

[GiLtY]

My Personal Favorite:

Bangs her head on the headboard BEFORE you begin

Thanks for the chuckle Brutuskend

 

[Geekbabe]

Q: how can you tell when a jewish woman has an orgasm?

A: She drops her nail file

 

[Lithium381]

Originally posted by: Geekbabe
Q: how can you tell when a jewish woman has an orgasm?

A: She drops her nail file

Q: How much does it cost to replace a womans watch?

A: No need. There is a clock on the oven.

 

[rgwalt]

Keeps trying to set you up with her friends.

Too true, too true...



R

 

[GiLtY]

Originally posted by: rgwalt

Keeps trying to set you up with her friends.

Too true, too true...



R

I wouldn't mind if her girlfriends are good looking :Q

 

[tranceport]

Originally posted by: pyonir
*yawn*