Signs of the times. (Stolen from all over)

[Brutuskend]

IN a office building restroom:

TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW

In a Laundromat:

AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT

In a London department store:

BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS

In an office:

WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN

In an office:

AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD

Outside a secondhand shop:

WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?

Notice in health food shop window:

CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS

Spotted in a safari park:

ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR

Seen during a conference:

FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR

Notice in a farmer's field:

THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.

Message on a leaflet:

IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS

On a repair shop door:

WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)

 

[Zim Hosein]

Outside a secondhand shop:

WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?

Haha 😀

Cheers Brutuskend :beer:

 

[ElFenix]

😀

 

[Shawn]

lol

 

[OREOSpeedwagon]

lol, nice 😀

 

[NTB]

Originally posted by: Zim Hosein

Outside a secondhand shop:

WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?

Haha 😀

Cheers Brutuskend :beer:

Reminds me of a commercial they play on the radio around here every once in a while (this is just the good part, not the whole thing):

wife: Harry! I heard what happened on the plane....
Harry: I'm sorry hon, but every year it's the same thing: I'm sitting in the plane next to your mother, holding my carry-on in my lap, and here comes the flight attendant. "would you like to put your bag in the overhead bin?" she says. I couldn't resist: "No, let her ride in a seat just like everyone else!"

😛

Nate

 

[Zim Hosein]

Originally posted by: NTB

Originally posted by: Zim Hosein

Outside a secondhand shop:

WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?

Haha 😀

Cheers Brutuskend :beer:

Reminds me of a commercial they play on the radio around here every once in a while (this is just the good part, not the whole thing):

wife: Harry! I heard what happened on the plane....
Harry: I'm sorry hon, but every year it's the same thing: I'm sitting in the plane next to your mother, holding my carry-on in my lap, and here comes the flight attendant. "would you like to put your bag in the overhead bin?" she says. I couldn't resist: "No, let her ride in a seat just like everyone else!"

😛

Nate

LMFAO 😀

Cheers Nate :beer: