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Signs of the Apocalypse

assemblage

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Egypt Battles Desert Locust Swarms from Libya
CAIRO (Reuters) - Egypt has killed swarms of a type of locust that has infested parts of Africa and Cyprus this year, the official Middle East News Agency (MENA) reported on Monday.

An Agriculture Ministry official said some of the swarms of desert locusts, which entered Egypt's northwest coastal area last week from Libya, had been killed without damaging crops, MENA reported.

The locusts were easily destroyed because they were not yet fully grown, the official said.

Egypt had formed squads to deal with the locusts as soon as they were spotted on the border with Libya, the official said.

Desert locusts have ravaged the countryside in countries including Mauritania, Mali and Niger this year. Swarms of the large, pink locusts have also recently arrived in Cyprus. It is thought they were carried on winds from North Africa.
Locust and Bin Ladin who is the 3rd Antichrist and the lunar eclipse means the world is about to end.
 
and those dirty savages the Mayans calender doesn't go past 2012 either. kiss your evangelical ass goodbye, cause they're gonna launch the nukes, and jesus isn't gonna show up. 😛
 
What about all the hurricanes this year?

Talk like this is silly. Please tell me you're being funny.
 
are you sure? Bush says he speaks with God, implying we are actually Super Christ

not only that but the founder of the Christian Coalition supports bush as well even though bush admin called him a liar
 
Originally posted by: ReiAyanami
are you sure? Bush says he speaks with God, implying we are actually Super Christ
not only that but the founder of the Christian Coalition supports bush as well even though bush admin called him a liar
I'm no student of religion (well, not since I escaped from the nuns), but I'm pretty sure that the Apocalypse calls for a false messiah - i.e. the Antichrist is not just antithetical to the Christ, but actually mistaken by many (doomed) followers to *be* the Christ.
 
Originally posted by: myusername
Originally posted by: ReiAyanami
are you sure? Bush says he speaks with God, implying we are actually Super Christ
not only that but the founder of the Christian Coalition supports bush as well even though bush admin called him a liar
I'm no student of religion (well, not since I escaped from the nuns), but I'm pretty sure that the Apocalypse calls for a false messiah - i.e. the Antichrist is not just antithetical to the Christ, but actually mistaken by many (doomed) followers to *be* the Christ.

That's what I remember from my days in Catholic school and church.
 
Locust swarms are actually pretty common. I saw on tv once a plane flying through a locust swarm. It was non-stop "splat splat".
 
Originally posted by: myusername
Originally posted by: ReiAyanami
are you sure? Bush says he speaks with God, implying we are actually Super Christ
not only that but the founder of the Christian Coalition supports bush as well even though bush admin called him a liar
I'm no student of religion (well, not since I escaped from the nuns), but I'm pretty sure that the Apocalypse calls for a false messiah - i.e. the Antichrist is not just antithetical to the Christ, but actually mistaken by many (doomed) followers to *be* the Christ.

The Apocalypse will not occur until seven years after the antichrist has assumed power over the whole world; he will rule from a rebuilt temple in Jerusalem and declare himself to be God. This view seems to be most consistent the with biblical text. This occurs after the Church has been removed from the earth by God, so Christians today would be sinfully wasting their time by trying to hasten the coming of the apocalypse.
 
"Signs of the Apocalypse"


Not sure if this is the real deal or not but I was watching porno the other night and there was this guy in the movie called Jesus, and right at the endhe was getting ready to get off for the 2nd time, would that qualify as the second coming?



 
Originally posted by: assemblage
Egypt Battles Desert Locust Swarms from Libya
CAIRO (Reuters) - Egypt has killed swarms of a type of locust that has infested parts of Africa and Cyprus this year, the official Middle East News Agency (MENA) reported on Monday.

An Agriculture Ministry official said some of the swarms of desert locusts, which entered Egypt's northwest coastal area last week from Libya, had been killed without damaging crops, MENA reported.

The locusts were easily destroyed because they were not yet fully grown, the official said.

Egypt had formed squads to deal with the locusts as soon as they were spotted on the border with Libya, the official said.

Desert locusts have ravaged the countryside in countries including Mauritania, Mali and Niger this year. Swarms of the large, pink locusts have also recently arrived in Cyprus. It is thought they were carried on winds from North Africa.
Locust and Bin Ladin who is the 3rd Antichrist and the lunar eclipse means the world is about to end.
Great and we have a Fund A Mental Case for President who believes the Apocalypse is inevitable:disgust:
 
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