Signed up for the NSA service that scans my mail so they can have it online.

[CZroe]

Just signed up for the NSA's Voluntary Consumer Inspection Program service at vcip.nsa.gov.com because I was tired of having my mail subject to the whims of the US Postmaster (who trusts him, right?). They take all my mail and digitize it for online access! All of my packages come through only slightly delayed thanks to being re-sealed. I, for one, take comfort knowing that they are pre-screened for Anthrax.

I considered going with their competitor, nomoredumpsterdiving.com, because they promised to handle all my bank accounts for me too but decided against it because they charge money (did I mention that the NSA service is free?!).

 

[Rakehellion]

0/10

 

[Brian Stirling]

Free you say, sign me up!


Brian

 

[Rakehellion]

Even since this Snowden thing, the NSA has put a bad taste in my mouth. Not because of what they did, but because of all the bad jokes that spawned from it.

 

[etrigan420]

Even since this Snowden thing, the NSA has put a bad taste in my mouth. Not because of what they did, but because of all the bad jokes that spawned from it.

You put the NSA into your mouth?

You're doing it wrong, bro.

 

[Newbian]

I think nsa needs to verify your posts first to make sure they are good enough to be a parody of another thread.

 

[Rakehellion]

You put the NSA into your mouth?

It was for my protection.

 

[Pardus]

 

[Childs]

It was for my protection.

lol :thumbsup:

 

[lozina]

If you fill out form FBS0400 you can sign off your first born son to NSA

 

[PottedMeat]

You put the NSA into your mouth?

You're doing it wrong, bro.

yeah, it goes ass to mouth