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Zysoclaplem

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And it has a steam room. Tell me, what is that stuff in the steam room? It's not just steam. It has a strange smell to it, like menthol. Is that safe to breathe in? Me and the two guys who went with me all had problems breathing in there and also our fingers and faces were tingling when we got out.

And what's with all the naked older guys in the locker room. I came in to put my stuff in a locker, worked out for an hour, came back, and they were still naked sitting around on the benches. Does this happen at all gyms?

 

Red Dawn

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Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
And it has a steam room. Tell me, what is that stuff in the steam room? It's not just steam. It has a strange smell to it, like menthol. Is that safe to breathe in? Me and the two guys who went with me all had problems breathing in there and also our fingers and faces were tingling when we got out.

And what's with all the naked older guys in the locker room. I came in to put my stuff in a locker, worked out for an hour, came back, and they were still naked sitting around on the benches. Does this happen at all gyms?
You belong to some kind of Turkish Gym?:shocked:

 

Zysoclaplem

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Originally posted by: Red Dawn
Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
And it has a steam room. Tell me, what is that stuff in the steam room? It's not just steam. It has a strange smell to it, like menthol. Is that safe to breathe in? Me and the two guys who went with me all had problems breathing in there and also our fingers and faces were tingling when we got out.

And what's with all the naked older guys in the locker room. I came in to put my stuff in a locker, worked out for an hour, came back, and they were still naked sitting around on the benches. Does this happen at all gyms?
You belong to some kind of Turkish Gym?:shocked:

No it's in East Texas lol.
 

purbeast0

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the steam room just feels that way cause the air is so hot and i think that smell is the coal burning. i have asthma and going in those actually clears me up pretty nicely.

also naked old men at gyms is very common.
 

Zysoclaplem

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Originally posted by: purbeast0
the steam room just feels that way cause the air is so hot and i think that smell is the coal burning. i have asthma and going in those actually clears me up pretty nicely.

also naked old men at gyms is very common.

Well I was going to go back today...lol.

Is 7 months for $186 a good price? About 26 a month.
 
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The steam room can have insense or something burning and gives it the smell.

Also, the high humidity does make it harder to breath for normal people.

The heat and moisture also gives that tingling feeling.

Alos, naked old men are normal.
 

Nitemare

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strange smell and naked old guys...not really my kind of gym.

It really depends on if you are going to use it and what all services are being used
 

K1052

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every gym I've been in has the random naked old guys hanging around

yesterday one of them was using a hairdryer to dry his balls and asscrack at a sink right in the middle of everything....:Q:confused:

 

Sluggo

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This discussion will get to the real point more quickly if you just admit you joined so you could ogle the naked old men.

Honestly will set you free.
 

kstu

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the smell could be menthol crystals or eucalyptus oil, which are both used in saunas. i'm not really sure if they have any purpose other than their aroma.
 

Pabster

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Originally posted by: K1052
yesterday one of them was using a hairdryer to dry his balls and asscrack at a sink right in the middle of everything....:Q:confused:

Excuse me while my breakfast regurgitates :shocked:

 

MmmSkyscraper

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Originally posted by: K1052
yesterday one of them was using a hairdryer to dry his balls and asscrack at a sink right in the middle of everything....:Q:confused:

ZOMG, no pics or INSTABAN!
 

dougp

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Originally posted by: Pabster
Originally posted by: K1052
yesterday one of them was using a hairdryer to dry his balls and asscrack at a sink right in the middle of everything....:Q:confused:

Excuse me while my breakfast regurgitates :shocked:

Yah, seriously - that was NOT needed K1052 ...
 

paulxcook

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There are naked old dudes at my gym too. I usually go later in the evening, so they've cleared out by then. Sunday afternoons are the worst, though.
 

JulesMaximus

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Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
And it has a steam room. Tell me, what is that stuff in the steam room? It's not just steam. It has a strange smell to it, like menthol. Is that safe to breathe in? Me and the two guys who went with me all had problems breathing in there and also our fingers and faces were tingling when we got out.

And what's with all the naked older guys in the locker room. I came in to put my stuff in a locker, worked out for an hour, came back, and they were still naked sitting around on the benches. Does this happen at all gyms?

Yes, that's pretty typical.

It is difficult to breathe deeply in a steam room I've found. I can only stand it for 5 minutes or so and then I have to get out of there.

Funny story, I was alone in the steam room at my gym many many years ago and some guy comes in and sits down at the other end of the room. He removes his towel and starts beating off. I quickly got the hell out of there. I should have reported his dumb ass. :|

Another time I went to the Sports Connection in West Hollywood after work to get in a quick workout (I was working near the corner of Wilshire and La Brea at the time and that was the nearest club). That place was like a gay social club. :shocked: I'm sure there were other straight guys in there but we were definitely in the minority. :laugh:
 

torpid

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Do some people not know the difference between a sauna and a steam room? I have never in my life seen coals in a steam room.
 

K1052

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Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
And it has a steam room. Tell me, what is that stuff in the steam room? It's not just steam. It has a strange smell to it, like menthol. Is that safe to breathe in? Me and the two guys who went with me all had problems breathing in there and also our fingers and faces were tingling when we got out.

And what's with all the naked older guys in the locker room. I came in to put my stuff in a locker, worked out for an hour, came back, and they were still naked sitting around on the benches. Does this happen at all gyms?

Yes, that's pretty typical.

It is difficult to breathe deeply in a steam room I've found. I can only stand it for 5 minutes or so and then I have to get out of there.

Funny story, I was alone in the steam room at my gym many many years ago and some guy comes in and sits down at the other end of the room. He removes his towel and starts beating off. I quickly got the hell out of there. I should have reported his dumb ass. :|

Another time I went to the Sports Connection in West Hollywood after work to get in a quick workout (I was working near the corner of Wilshire and La Brea at the time and that was the nearest club). That place was like a gay social club. :shocked: I'm sure there were other straight guys in there but we were definitely in the minority. :laugh:

See bolded text :laugh:

 

JulesMaximus

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Originally posted by: K1052
Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
And it has a steam room. Tell me, what is that stuff in the steam room? It's not just steam. It has a strange smell to it, like menthol. Is that safe to breathe in? Me and the two guys who went with me all had problems breathing in there and also our fingers and faces were tingling when we got out.

And what's with all the naked older guys in the locker room. I came in to put my stuff in a locker, worked out for an hour, came back, and they were still naked sitting around on the benches. Does this happen at all gyms?

Yes, that's pretty typical.

It is difficult to breathe deeply in a steam room I've found. I can only stand it for 5 minutes or so and then I have to get out of there.

Funny story, I was alone in the steam room at my gym many many years ago and some guy comes in and sits down at the other end of the room. He removes his towel and starts beating off. I quickly got the hell out of there. I should have reported his dumb ass. :|

Another time I went to the Sports Connection in West Hollywood after work to get in a quick workout (I was working near the corner of Wilshire and La Brea at the time and that was the nearest club). That place was like a gay social club. :shocked: I'm sure there were other straight guys in there but we were definitely in the minority. :laugh:

See bolded text :laugh:

Yeah, I only went there once. :laugh:
 

homercles337

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Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
And it has a steam room. Tell me, what is that stuff in the steam room? It's not just steam. It has a strange smell to it, like menthol. Is that safe to breathe in? Me and the two guys who went with me all had problems breathing in there and also our fingers and faces were tingling when we got out.

And what's with all the naked older guys in the locker room. I came in to put my stuff in a locker, worked out for an hour, came back, and they were still naked sitting around on the benches. Does this happen at all gyms?

Yes, that's pretty typical.

It is difficult to breathe deeply in a steam room I've found. I can only stand it for 5 minutes or so and then I have to get out of there.

Funny story, I was alone in the steam room at my gym many many years ago and some guy comes in and sits down at the other end of the room. He removes his towel and starts beating off. I quickly got the hell out of there. I should have reported his dumb ass. :|

Another time I went to the Sports Connection in West Hollywood after work to get in a quick workout (I was working near the corner of Wilshire and La Brea at the time and that was the nearest club). That place was like a gay social club. :shocked: I'm sure there were other straight guys in there but we were definitely in the minority. :laugh:

Man, how *easy* is it to get some action when youre gay? :jealous; :(
 

Platypus

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I avoid the steam room at all costs (I belong to a gay gym)

Check craigslist Chicago to see why :roll:
 

Zysoclaplem

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Well unfortunately these are not attractive men. 60+ lbs overweight. 50+ years old.
Luckily no one really goes in the steam room. I really enjoyed it other than the whole not being able to breathe well part. I just keep getting the feeling I am being watched.
 

Zysoclaplem

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Originally posted by: Platypus
I avoid the steam room at all costs (I belong to a gay gym)

Check craigslist Chicago to see why :roll:

It's always empty. I sit near the door.
 

Platypus

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Originally posted by: homercles337
Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
And it has a steam room. Tell me, what is that stuff in the steam room? It's not just steam. It has a strange smell to it, like menthol. Is that safe to breathe in? Me and the two guys who went with me all had problems breathing in there and also our fingers and faces were tingling when we got out.

And what's with all the naked older guys in the locker room. I came in to put my stuff in a locker, worked out for an hour, came back, and they were still naked sitting around on the benches. Does this happen at all gyms?

Yes, that's pretty typical.

It is difficult to breathe deeply in a steam room I've found. I can only stand it for 5 minutes or so and then I have to get out of there.

Funny story, I was alone in the steam room at my gym many many years ago and some guy comes in and sits down at the other end of the room. He removes his towel and starts beating off. I quickly got the hell out of there. I should have reported his dumb ass. :|

Another time I went to the Sports Connection in West Hollywood after work to get in a quick workout (I was working near the corner of Wilshire and La Brea at the time and that was the nearest club). That place was like a gay social club. :shocked: I'm sure there were other straight guys in there but we were definitely in the minority. :laugh:

Man, how *easy* is it to get some action when youre gay? :jealous; :(

Extremely... depending on how bottom of the barrel you wish to go.
 

Ns1

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sounds like they were preparing for the next lemon party.