Sigh, whiny customers...

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IndyColtsFan

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So, I received a call today from some guy complaining that he couldn't order some stupid, cheap Dremel bits from our site. He sounded kind of drunk and I didn't believe him, but I looked and sure enough, they were what we call "Add-On" items. They won't ship until your order is at least $25.

I tried to explain this to him, but he went into a rage and started hurling insults at me and mentioned a "stanzzzzzzze of dominant" (he was drunk and that's what he said) and "I DEMANDTH satizfaxxxxxxxxxxtion." After calmly explaining the rule to the customer again, he kept demanding that I do something to "make it right." I finally gave up and told him to add a $25 item to his order and he'd have to return the $25 item for a refund. I bet he won't remember a word of our conversation!

Geesh, some people -- does this guy not realize that this just raises the prices for all of our other Prime customers?
 
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Tweak155

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It did take me a second to catch on, but that's because you took a second to mention add on item.
 

highland145

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Hasib, I emailed you.

The $25 was infinitely better than the dick pics you 1st offered. Amazon classified it as an add on too. Pic or otherwise.

Drinking? That's a given.

You guys need to give me better material to work with!
How about a missing wedding band?
 
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highland145

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sdifox

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Wait, Amazon hires sharepoint consultants to act as csr? Baller company!
 

highland145

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Wait, Amazon hires sharepoint consultants to act as csr? Baller company!
Certainly.

SharePoint can provide intranet portals, document & file management, collaboration, social networks, extranets, websites, enterprise search, and business intelligence.[5] It also has system integration, process integration, workflow automation capabilities and parroty threads.
 
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