Sigh...warning: serious whine thread

Geekbabe

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This is day 5 of the killer flu, I tried stepping out on the wild side and having some dry toast... almost immediately right back
up it came :(

Whine.. I haven't had real food or coffee since Sunday, my ears hurt,I feel like I got run over by a truck and I am sooo bored ! I wanna go outside, Easter is Sunday and I won't be able to eat any chocolate... the flowers that just got delivered smell funny :(

I hate Jello, I hate sherbet, I hate the doctor who told my kid to pick up some gerber baby food strained bananas for me !!
Baby food, bah !!!!!


sob, I wanna get better or have somebody just shoot me,I haven't felt this miserable in 15 yrs :(


thank you. since my whine mode is about the only damm bodily function working correctly I figured I'd use it :(


 
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Come on! Cheer up! You know what? Stash all the chocolate you can get your hands on! Then when you're better you can endulge yourself with chocolate! lol ;) Just an idea.

(Steal your children's candy too, they'll never know)

:D
 

Nemesis77

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There there, it's going to get better. i was once REALLY sick for a week, and I felt miserable. But afterwards, everything was great :).
 

Azraele

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Aww cheer up and give the meds and your body time to work. You'll be eating and running around in no time. :)

Meanwhile, rest, relax, play vidoe fames, browse the forums, and pick a baby food flavor that sounds appealing. :p ;)
 

y2kc

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You have my sincerest sympathy, as a recent sufferer of the flu I know how miserable it can be I even tried to work the first few days. The non-stop headache, dizziness, aches and pains, painful swollen glands of the first 5 days were so awful at times I thought it had to be something worse than the flu...Go to the doc and get a "Z-Pak"...you'll be good in a few days...Get well..Be Well
 

linuxboy

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Oh dear, oh my. Whatever shall we do? What a quandary, what a dilemma !

Jean is ill and in her feverish state, she discovered a new law: whatever goes down must come back up. Goodness...

Smile for you? :)

Feel better soon dear.

Cheers ! :)
 

Capn

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when my dog got sick a few year back (ate part of a door, stupid dog) we had to feed her baby food cause she had woodchips in her stomach.

Have you eaten any wood lately? ;)
 

MaxDepth

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Yuck, had those kind of illnesses before. all that free time away from work and helpless to do anything with it!!!


My 2 cents:
very fresh bananas (almost green). the firmness helps put some weight in the tummy and the potasium helps for what ails you. but if you don't like them to begin with, don't eat them now!

gatorade is your friend. find more than one flavor you like and drink as much as you can.


Other than that, don't push yourself with work or stress, but bask in the warmth of our heartfelt affection...
 

hzl eyed grl

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I hope you feel better Jean. You'll be back to your bubbly self soon. ;)

*Hug*
 

Geekbabe

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<< Aww cheer up and give the meds and your body time to work. You'll be eating and running around in no time. :)

Meanwhile, rest, relax, play vidoe fames, browse the forums, and pick a baby food flavor that sounds appealing. :p ;)
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what's really bad is my adult daughters are having a blast with the baby food thing, I swear if either of em pinch my cheek and call me "Gerber Baby" one more time, I might lose it and they need to get the darn Easter Lillies out of here, they smell weird and it looks a little too much like Mahoney's Funeral Palor in here !!!!



I don't do sick very graciously I'm afraid :(
 

kamiam

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Ah, the power of cheese...(stolen from a CA cheese commercial) get well soon sweetie!
 
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<< This site made me laugh yesterday, it might at least make you smile

Hope you feel better, though, I don't think I've ever had the flu.

Sounds like I'm not missing much.

Viper GTS
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I'm not even sick and that made me feel better. LOL! I can't get over that...:D

Feel better, Jean!
 

Hammer

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Baffled2, I can't believe you're still sick! Have you been drinking alot of water/gatorade? How much sleep have you been getting? I can usually get over it in about 24-48 hours max. Take some flu medication that will knock you out, and try to sleep as much as possible to give you body enough time to repair itself.
 

Azraele

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<< I don't do sick very graciously I'm afraid >>



I don't know many who do. ;)

As for being called "Gerber Baby", well, that's just plain silly! Everyone know you're "Baffled(2) the Neochat Slayer!".

If you're feeling courageous, would plain crackers sit well? Somehow I doubt it since the toast didn't, but it might be worth a shot.
 

swayinOtis

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Mikey gives Baffled a nice foot massage. Doesn't that feel good? BTW, you have nice feet. :)

It seems as if the flu is kicking a lot of people good. My mom (I love you Mom), my best friend have it.

 

Orsorum

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Feel better, Baff!! You can hold out.

Just remind your grown-up daughters that you know where they live, and that you still have command authority over them when they're in your house. (something my mother reminds me of whenever I'm in town :D)
 

Squisher

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I too can't believe you're still this sick. To bed, drown yourself in fluids. Try some Cola-syrup(sold in some drug stores) for nausea. Take care.
 

bulldawg

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I hope you feel better soon. I can relate as my whole family battled this for the last 6 weeks or so. I ended up with the crap twice! (Pun intended) Anyway, a better day is coming. Hang in there!!! :)
 

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<< Sigh...warning: serious whine thread >>


Ok you've milked this "I'm sick" sh!t long enough. Get your lazy ass out of bed, muster in the kitchen and bake me a pie. (or some cookies).
 

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<< Did you have your Wild Cherry Slurpee??

Nobody ever listens to me... ;)

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