*SIGH* I need a girlfriend..

WinkOsmosis

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Girlfriends are like swords. They look really cool on TV, but when you get one you find out they are useless :).
 

Spac3d

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Originally posted by: WinkOsmosis
Girlfriends are like swords. They look really cool on TV, but when you get one you find out they are useless :).
WTF? Useless? Sex is not useless.

 

WayneTeK

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Originally posted by: WinkOsmosis
Girlfriends are like swords. They look really cool on TV, but when you get one you find out they are useless :).

great analogy.

the only girl for me is school..... sad isn't it?
 

ElFenix

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Originally posted by: WinkOsmosis
Girlfriends are like swords. They look really cool on TV, but when you get one you find out they are useless :).

no no... you're supposed to let your girlfriend play with your sword
 

WayneTeK

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Originally posted by: ElFenix
Originally posted by: WinkOsmosis
Girlfriends are like swords. They look really cool on TV, but when you get one you find out they are useless :).

no no... you're supposed to let your girlfriend play with your sword

then are you supposed to let her sharpen it?
 

Scouzer

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Originally posted by: WayneTeK
Originally posted by: ElFenix
Originally posted by: WinkOsmosis
Girlfriends are like swords. They look really cool on TV, but when you get one you find out they are useless :).

no no... you're supposed to let your girlfriend play with your sword

then are you supposed to let her sharpen it?

with her tongue