~sigh~ ... are all guys like this?

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Barrak

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Dude, I am 30 and I am still like that... Men are big dumb animals that want 4 thinks. Food, to Hunt(compitition/ego), Sleep, and Sex. Just about everything we do, say, or think can be placed in one of those groups. Be proud to be the bigest dumbest animal you can be!! :D
 

Carbo

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<< Men are big dumb animals that want 4 thinks. Food, to Hunt(compitition/ego), Sleep, and Sex. Just about everything we do, say, or think can be placed in one of those groups. Be proud to be the bigest dumbest animal you can be!! >>


So much for Darwin's Theory of Evolution.
 

Red Dawn

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<< I got a tiny boner. I was afraid someone would noticed but luckily no one did. >>

Brother it sounds like you have other issues to contend with.
 

TheAvenger

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This guy needs help and all you guys can talk about is wishing your wanker was big enough to wack...

I'm with ya on the samina thing it really throws me off, sex is sooo much better if you can keep from wacking it.

Of course you have to be getting it for that, so back to the problem at hand (not in hand at hand);)
 

Doctorweir

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The study says: Men think about sex every 8 minutes...for 7 minutes...:D

Just seek a GF, who also wants it all the time she looks at you and you're settled...;)
 

Tib

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LOL this thread is the funniest I have ever read on these forums!

Intake - I've read this stuff and there is some cool info (and very funny comments too). However, I've found, since I used to be just like you, if you make yourself busy with other things, you will be less likely to be OVERHORNY.

I mean...when you work, REALLY WORK, and you will get tired, and you'll prolly be less likely to have a horniness level of 10. I dunno, it's just my advice. But I'm weird...ppl think that I am on drugs since I can concentrate on 1 thing really well....in fact, I think Im cursed!

If u can't do this, smoke weed....it helps u to concentrate, and so long as you're not concentrating on sex, you shouldn't have any problems controlling yourself.

BTW, I don't support drugs - marijuana is not addictive and much more safe than cigarettes or alcohol.

Just my 2 cents.

Tibor
 

EvanFerguson

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um, no........don't smoke weed actually






allthough breaking the law isn't my forte`, that's not why I'm saying keep away........it's just stupid, seriously, don't even bother arguing that
 

Cybermastif

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damm I so miss the days when I actually had a gf... and actually got some... you guys make me depressed....
 

unghole

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i understand completely. i dont know if her looking at me would do anything, but me looking AT HER does it all. i remember i got turned on so easily with my exgirlfriend...with simple things like her washing the dishes, her falling asleep watching TV, her driving.... THOINGGG!
 

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heh... i love you guys :)
see, if i asked my friends around me, they would be like &quot;so, you gonna hump my leg now or something??&quot; or &quot;damn, your messed up you horny bastard!&quot; haha... or they would be like you guys, joke about it, then admit to being the same way. woot!
 

metallibloke

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<< heh... i love you guys :)
see, if i asked my friends around me, they would be like &quot;so, you gonna hump my leg now or something??&quot; or &quot;damn, your messed up you horny bastard!&quot; haha... or they would be like you guys, joke about it, then admit to being the same way. woot!
>>



Yeah, know what you mean. The only time they'd agree with me would be if i was talking about some female celebrity, but if it was someone we knew personally, they'd be totally grossed out.

I dont have a girlfriend, but there is someone i like who lives in the same apartment block, i nearly always stand to attention when i think of or see her.
 

mchammer187

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<< I got a tiny boner. I was afraid someone would noticed but luckily no one did. >>


Brother it sounds like you have other issues to
contend with. -Red Dawn-


LMAO, i burst out laughing in the middle of my cubicle when i read that lol
 

AncientPC

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<< Consider yourself lucky - I get too much from my GF, I can hardly have an evening when she's not trying to get me in the sack! It's great when I want it, but damn woman, sometimes I just want to play UT! >>



It's always greener on the other side of the fence isn't it?
 

urameatball

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hey wasn't the average like every 30seconds ... the one with the guy thinking about sex or something...



oops, that's just me :)
 

reitz

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<< Talking about masterbation: Believe it or not, I don't. >>

*cough* bullsh!t *cough*