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Sidewalk sharing. What would ATOT do?

What would ATOT do?

  • Step to the side because someone needs to think of the children

  • Stand still and let them either move or run into you.

  • Plow through them like grandpa plowed though the cyclists

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Exterous

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You are walking down the sidewalk when suddenly confronted with a gaggle of small children approximately 5-7 years old walking towards you, taking up the entire sidewalk. They aren't paying attention and the person in charge of their group is distracted by a particular child. If you continue on your path on the right 1/4 of the sidewalk their heads will bounce off your legs like beachballs. What do you do?
 
WALK down the sidewalk? 😕

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I thought this thread was going to be about how people who don't keep right deserve to be pushed into the street.
 
Is that sidewalk in front of your house? Castle doctrine may apply. Be prepared to stand your ground and defend your person from those hooligans and their gang leader.
 
5 - 7 years old?

I will get out of the way, its really no problem.

NOW, if it was a bunch of teenagers, they better get out of MY way, and off my lawn!
 
Tell them that every time they step on a crack, Santa screams in pain. Should take them about two hours per block to move the group along.
 
Step to the side, but, plant a stinky fart for them to walk into.

I do this all the time on the subway. Some kid is just acting like raging lunatic, while his/her parent is telling them to calm down. I then push a putrid fart (crop dust or drop and scramble) and watch the kid lose their shit even more; "Eeeeeeewwww!! Somebody farted!! Aaaaaaghhh!! It smells so bad!!!" And then the parent tries even harder to get them to be quiet.

I also fart when people walk right up to me and pretty much press themselves against me, which is surprisingly common, on a train that isn't even really crowded!

Or bump into me, without saying excuse me - I follow them to expel my ordinance.

If you enter my personal space because it's crowded or by accident, it's all good, no worries.

However, if you are a thoughtless goon (man, woman or child) who enters my personal space, the gas will be released.
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Newell Steamer said:
Step to the side, but, plant a stinky fart for them to walk into.

I do this all the time on the subway. Some kid is just acting like raging lunatic, while his/her parent is telling them to calm down. I then push a putrid fart (crop dust or drop and scramble) and watch the kid lose their shit even more; "Eeeeeeewwww!! Somebody farted!! Aaaaaaghhh!! It smells so bad!!!" And then the parent tries even harder to get them to be quiet.

I also fart when people walk right up to me and pretty much press themselves against me, which is surprisingly common, on a train that isn't even really crowded!

Or bump into me, without saying excuse me - I follow them to expel my ordinance.

If you enter my personal space because it's crowded or by accident, it's all good, no worries.

However, if you are a thoughtless goon (man, woman or child) who enters my personal space, the gas will be released.
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This ability really should be categorized as a superpower.
 
JulesMaximus said:
It depends, are the little snot factories wearing hoodies?
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Jackets but I think I saw a pack of Skittles somewhere in there

Newell Steamer said:
plant a stinky fart for them to walk into.

I then push a putrid fart
I also fart

I follow them to expel my ordinance.

the gas will be released.
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Are you sure you just aren't a gassy person? If not and you just fart when you are annoyed I would hate to be near you when you post in P&N
 
I'd just move over and let them pass if I can't go through. Easier for both parties. Or jump the snow bank if it's not too tall and just walk in the road till they pass, if it's like a huge convoy of kids from a school or something.
 
Exterous said:
Are you sure you just aren't a gassy person? If not and you just fart when you are annoyed I would hate to be near you when you post in P&N
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Def a gassy person - always loaded and ready.

I usually hold my farts in or wait until the coast is clear. But, when aggravated - BBBRRRAAAAAAAAP.
 
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