Sick on Sunday :(

[Yossarian]

I will not be robbed of one of my weekend days! Someone will pay! Namely, my employer.

Actually I try to work unless I'm pretty sick, but it does bug me when I see someone at work coughing and hacking up a lung. I say just stay home and dont' get everyone else sick. I will take my own advice.

 

[XZeroII]

Why not just enjoy the only legal way to inflict harm on others? They wouldn't hesitate to do it to you. Hack a good one on them!