Sick of fat people getting more food than me at Panda Express

[futurefields]

I am skinny. Does that mean I should get less food than the 300lb guy in front of me, who is paying the same amount and ordering a similar 2 entree plate to go?

I would go into more detail about past situations as well but it's not worth the time. can't help but feel this is some sort of passive aggressive behavior because I am of decent height and thin. This is not the first, second or third time this has happened.

I was starving, that's the only reason I went. Last night is the last time I will ever give the skinny-shaming establishment Panda Express my money.

 

[Insomniator]

I have never noticed this behavior. Ask for more food if you feel slighted. Or are you too small and therefore scared to do so?

 

[BarkingGhostar]

Fat people rule the Panda? Been there only once.

 

[futurefields]

I feel these places need to start using premeasured portions. Too much is given to chance. Too much is left to the whimsy of the obese girl serving the food. Of course she is going to give her obese brethren more food than the skinnies whom she fucking hates.

 

[Exterous]

Just order on their app and go to the pickup line. Not only will you not have to see how much food they spoon in but you can use one of the $3 off $5 coupons out there.

 

[jman19]

If you see someone getting more food than you, then ask for more. Don't be a wimp and cry about it here.

 

[nakedfrog]

I think you ought to go on a hunger strike until this crucial world problem is resolved.

 

[Howard]

I feel like I've gone back in time to a Jerboy thread.

 

[IronWing]

Here's your problem:

You want Anteater Express.

 

[Svnla]

OP, next time go to a buffet. Problem solved.

 

[futurefields]

buffets are, by and large, disgusting

 

[ImpulsE69]

Why would you want to eat moar panda?

 

[Red Squirrel]

Isin't a buffet? If you want more just take more.

 

[ponyo]

buffets are, by and large, disgusting

says the guy eating at Panda Express. You're getting buffet food without the quantity or the selection.

 

[renz20003]

They know skinny people won't complain like the fatties will.

 

[Svnla]

buffets are, by and large, disgusting

You eat at KP, whine about the portion, and turn your nose at buffet? LOL.

 

[Cappuccino]

LOOOL you fat Americans haha
You never see a fat person in a buffet in Sweden.

 

[DaveSimmons]

Your kung-fu is weak!

The strong take their Chinese-American fast food from the bodies of the defeated!

 

[SaltyNuts]

I sure hope this has been posted on the first-world problem thread. Jeez, what a worthless thread...

 

[DeathReborn]

LOOOL you fat Americans haha
You never see a fat person in a buffet in Sweden.

Probably because they already ate it all.

 

[skull]

The panda express right by my house is terrible. They constantly leave notes on the door sorry can't open today not enough help or sorry rice cooker is broke. I finally stopped by when they were actually open at noon and there were 2 people serving and 3 workers eating lunch. At noon right when its the busiest are you fucking kidding me. I asked dude what the fuck is up with this place the manager and owner must be fucking idiots. He just shrugged his shoulders while the other chick working said right. Haven't been back since. Now I'm going to have to go across town because panda express sounds awesome but I refuse to go back to the one 2 minutes from my house.

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

How to know you're spending too much time at Panda Express.

 

[Capt Caveman]

I sure hope this has been posted on the first-world problem thread. Jeez, what a worthless thread...

And you should know...

 

[futurefields]

The panda express right by my house is terrible. They constantly leave notes on the door sorry can't open today not enough help or sorry rice cooker is broke. I finally stopped by when they were actually open at noon and there were 2 people serving and 3 workers eating lunch. At noon right when its the busiest are you fucking kidding me. I asked dude what the fuck is up with this place the manager and owner must be fucking idiots. He just shrugged his shoulders while the other chick working said right. Haven't been back since. Now I'm going to have to go across town because panda express sounds awesome but I refuse to go back to the one 2 minutes from my house.

lmao

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Imagine you were behind the counter at a fast food place. You have x amount of food to deliver to two customers. You could easily and fairly distribute it 1/2x to customer a, a giant obese mound of flesh and 1/2x to customer b, a little girly-man. But that risks getting the giant mound of flesh mad if he/she looks at the portions and thinks that they should get more because they need more to be filled up. Self-preservation kicks in and perhaps intentionally, perhaps subconsciously, the food might be apportioned like 3/5x to the giant and 2/5x to the midget. You can't blame the minimum-wage worker for taking the path least likely to get him squashed. There's a moral to the story: Be an American dammit! Get big and fat and belligerent about your size. That's the way to get more food.