Sick occurance in my office

[Aharami]

bah

 

[Analog]

sad.

 

[Cheesetogo]

Originally posted by: DotheDamnTHing
feeel sorry for the janitor

One time I was in a locker room and went into one of the toilet stalls, and found somone had put somebody's shirt in the toielt and then taken a dump. I really felt sorry for the janitor.

 

[Triumph]

wait wait wait, you mean you guys work in an office that doesn't have pee in the trash can?

 

[klod]

Better there than in the coffee maker. Happened in our Seattle offices...

 

[DrPizza]

I'm still wondering how the janitor knows what it was.

 

[Toasthead]

haha thats funny. We have had 7 (yes SEVEN) such occurances in our office in the past 4 months. It finally reached the boiling point when one of our employees ahd their KEYBOARD unrinated on. It was pretty funny. They basically threw everything out and cut out the carpet where it dripped and replaced it. We have since installed video cameras and it has since stopped. It was freaking gross.

 

[Spamela]

marking your territory like a dog is apparently becoming a widespread problem.

Crews in southeastern Washington state reported over 1,000 bottles in a one month period for a 100 mile section of highway...In the summer heat, urine bottles build up pressure and when nudged by a clean-up crew may explode, or be spun into the air by lawnmower blades.

 

[PricklyPete]

Where in gods name do you work.

 

[OrByte]

Originally posted by: Toasthead
haha thats funny. We have had 7 (yes SEVEN) such occurances in our office in the past 4 months. It finally reached the boiling point when one of our employees ahd their KEYBOARD unrinated on. It was pretty funny. They basically threw everything out and cut out the carpet where it dripped and replaced it. We have since installed video cameras and it has since stopped. It was freaking gross.

wow thats bad, out of curiousity can you tell us where you work?

 

[Triumph]

Originally posted by: OrByte

Originally posted by: Toasthead
haha thats funny. We have had 7 (yes SEVEN) such occurances in our office in the past 4 months. It finally reached the boiling point when one of our employees ahd their KEYBOARD unrinated on. It was pretty funny. They basically threw everything out and cut out the carpet where it dripped and replaced it. We have since installed video cameras and it has since stopped. It was freaking gross.

wow thats bad, out of curiousity can you tell us where you work?

mcdonald's

 

[wondersteve]

eewww

Janitor needs a raise!

 

[Toasthead]

Originally posted by: OrByte

Originally posted by: Toasthead
haha thats funny. We have had 7 (yes SEVEN) such occurances in our office in the past 4 months. It finally reached the boiling point when one of our employees ahd their KEYBOARD unrinated on. It was pretty funny. They basically threw everything out and cut out the carpet where it dripped and replaced it. We have since installed video cameras and it has since stopped. It was freaking gross.

wow thats bad, out of curiousity can you tell us where you work?

I work for the State of California.

 

Originally posted by: PricklyPete
Where in gods name do you work.

 

[SuperSix]

There is nothing that overweighs the importance of cleanliness in our office.

Overweighs??

 

[tami]

funny stuff.

the next email from the secretary (in the event that it occurs again) should threaten a DNA test. 😛

 

[iwantanewcomputer]

booger thread was better

 

[Ronstang]

Sounds to me as if someone is hungover bad and still thinks he is in the overcroweded bathroom of a club.

 

[Phoenix86]

Does Vern Troyer work threre?

 

[SuperSix]

Originally posted by: Phoenix86
Does Vern Troyer work threre?

<puke> I saw that episode...

 

[vood0g]

Originally posted by: Spamela
marking your territory like a dog is apparently becoming a widespread problem.

Crews in southeastern Washington state reported over 1,000 bottles in a one month period for a 100 mile section of highway...In the summer heat, urine bottles build up pressure and when nudged by a clean-up crew may explode, or be spun into the air by lawnmower blades.

LOL. crap baggers...

 

[LeadMagnet]

Where did I leave my Mountain Dew?