Shrimp Cocktail at work...is it wrong?

[Scarpozzi]

I have one of those "grocery store" shrimp cocktail platters at my desk. It says, "Large Shrimp Serves 6" on the top of it. The reason I ask is it wrong....there's only one of me.

 

[Yossarian]

The ocean called, they're runnin out of shrimp.

 

[Scarpozzi]

Originally posted by: PipBoy
The ocean called, they're runnin out of shrimp.

Ohh yeah....the jerk store called....they're running out of YOU!

 

[iamme]

Originally posted by: PipBoy
The ocean called, they're runnin out of shrimp.

Well, the jerk store called and they're runnin' out of you!

EDIT: Scarpozzi beat me to it

 

[Yossarian]

Originally posted by: Scarpozzi

Originally posted by: PipBoy
The ocean called, they're runnin out of shrimp.

Ohh yeah....the jerk store called....they're running out of YOU!

I slept with your wife!

 

[Yossarian]

Originally posted by: iamme

Originally posted by: PipBoy
The ocean called, they're runnin out of shrimp.

Well, the jerk store called and they're runnin' out of you!

EDIT: Scarpozzi beat me to it

I slept with your wife too!!

 

[iamme]

Originally posted by: PipBoy

Originally posted by: iamme

Originally posted by: PipBoy
The ocean called, they're runnin out of shrimp.

Well, the jerk store called and they're runnin' out of you!

EDIT: Scarpozzi beat me to it

I slept with your wife too!!

uhm.....my wife's in a coma.

 

[waylman]

Originally posted by: Scarpozzi

Originally posted by: PipBoy
The ocean called, they're runnin out of shrimp.

Ohh yeah....the jerk store called....they're running out of YOU!

What's the difference? You're their all-time best seller!

 

[Scarpozzi]

You really caught me off-guard when you brought that up Pipboy.... I needed a laugh.

 

[conjur]

Seinfeld RULES!

 

[Scarpozzi]

Originally posted by: conjur
Seinfeld RULES!

So does shrump..... (spelled that way on purpose)

 

[conjur]

On porpoise?

 

[NissanGurl]

Originally posted by: conjur
Seinfeld RULES!

NO MORE SOUP FOR YOU!! :|

 

[Freejack2]

The ocean called.
It said, "SURFS UP DUDE!"






Oh wait... that was the surfer guy.

 

[iamme]

Originally posted by: NissanGurl

Originally posted by: conjur
Seinfeld RULES!

NO MORE SOUP FOR YOU!! :|

NEXT!!!!

 

[conjur]

<--- senses a hijack in progress...

 

[NissanGurl]

Simpsons beat Seinfeld in my opinion though

 

[conjur]

Originally posted by: NissanGurl
Simpsons beat Seinfeld in my opinion though

Curse thy tongue!

Sacrilege!!

 

[NissanGurl]

oh yeah

 

[Kev]

Originally posted by: conjur
<--- senses a hijack in progress...

oh the hijack is done

 

[Feldenak]

Originally posted by: conjur
Seinfeld RULES!

Meh, I never found it that funny or entertaining.:Q

 

[conjur]

Originally posted by: Feldenak

Originally posted by: conjur
Seinfeld RULES!

Meh, I never found it that funny or entertaining.:Q

Well...it's for adults that actually have a sense of humor! :Q

 

[Scarpozzi]

Anyone wanna talk about my shrimp??? *blink* *blink*

 

[911paramedic]

Originally posted by: Kev

Originally posted by: conjur
<--- senses a hijack in progress...

oh the hijack is done

Like a thread about shrimp cocktail even had a chance...

 

[Cyberian]

Originally posted by: conjur
On porpoise?

Yeah, just for the halibut.