Shouldn't James Bond be dead by now? ;)

NFS4

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I was just thinking...this man has mated with just about every woman he could lay his hands on ;) He doesn't care who you are or where you've been. If you got boobs, he'll do ya.

In real life, this mofo would have all kinds of VD's :p
 

Chooie

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Let's see... start career in the 60's... get all kinds of cool toys to play with... hot women from around the world to boff at whim... 30 years later, you look 10 years younger than when you started... Yeah, I'll take that job. :p

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Not to mention Pussy Galore.
 

Gatsby

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Come on Bond is immortal nothing can stop him.. NOT even VD

BWHAHAHAA

Gatsby
 

BA

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My friends and I all wondered about that. We figure, first thing Q ever invented was something to take care of that, but we can't think of what that would be.
 

NFS4

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<< Let's see... start career in the 50's... >>


Actually, 1962 ;)
 

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<< We figure, first thing Q ever invented was something to take care of that, but we >>


It had to be some kind of Stealth Condom, and if it was mixed with the right spermicide it would turn into a plastic explosive...
 

Mday

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it's a fictional character...

wouldn't maggie be talking now? ;-)

grace jones = nightmares.
 

Aquaman

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I always thought that they should kill off bond and have a bond 'kid' [he has to have one from all the women he's done ;) ] Take over his spy roll :)

As for the VD......... what do you think the Martini is for ;)

Cheers,
Aquaman
 

Chooie

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Uhh... ever heard of the cartoon, James Bond Junior? It sucked. Royally.
 

bigjon

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Watching TBS lately, NFS4? ;)

Last night was the first time I've seen one of the Roger Moore Bond movies (The Spy Who Loved Me). While I didn't think he was a great actor, at least the special effects were somewhat better than the older Bond movies. I mean, come on, I was LOL at the sleeping gas the planes were dropping on Fort Knox in You Only Live Twice! The way those guys just fell over (catching themselves half-way to the ground) the instant the planes flew overhead...

It's hard to beat the coolness of Sean Connery and the dry humor of Pierce Brosnan ;)

As for your original post, come on, he's a British Agent so he's invincible, right?!

 

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<< I was LOL at the sleeping gas the planes were dropping on Fort Knox in You Only Live Twice! The way those guys just fell over (catching themselves half-way to the ground) the instant the planes flew overhead... >>


That was Goldfinger :) And yes, the way they fell down was ooooooohhhhhhhhh so fake. But hey, that's part of the humour to it;)
 

thebestMAX

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As long a Sean Connerry (sp) is still alive, so is Bond.

As far as Grace Jones goes, she could kick all our butts but still.......
 

Mday

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she still gives me nightmares...

anyway...

james can't die... remember aliens (not the specific movie, but the series of movies)...

they can just clone him =)
 

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Has *any* female in a Bond flick ever worn a bra (excluding bikinis)? And they're still butt-nekkid in the opening credits.

-SUO
 

NFS4

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<< Has *any* female in a Bond flick ever worn a bra (excluding bikinis)? >>


Yeah, about 60% of them do ;)