should pizzas be eaten upside down?

[Ns1]

Manhattan is as random as you can get. You *almost* might as well be in any other city. At least tell me you didn't get pizza in Times Square.

yelp led me to one and my local friends brought me to the other. Both were 4* with hundreds of reviews from the aforementioned site, and quite frankly the pizzas that I get in LA were superior to both (and I will fully admit that the places that I go to in LA do not represent the average quality level).

I have not tried the "big 5" or w/e so that'll be my goal for the next go-round.

 

[lxskllr]

The crust is my favorite part of pizza. The toppings are just there to accentuate the crust.

 

[M0oG0oGaiPan]

i meant you could just eat toppings.

but then i remembered there are pizza topped pizzas so i edited a pic in. didn't edit the context of my post.

Just toppings would be something like the marshmallow only cereals.

 

[Greenman]

If it was upside down, wouldn't all the toppings fall off?

If it was upside down wouldn't the toppings be bottomings?

 

[alkemyst]

dafuq?

 

[pontifex]

I think that's it. It's various flavored pizzas as toppings. Each individual topping appears to represent a different type of pizza.

but how does that translate to "you don't even need dough" when there's obviously dough there?

 

[MtnMan]

If pizza has enough stuff on it to make it worth eating, it will fall off if you hold it upside down. I eat mine right side up, so the good stuff ends up in my mouth, not my lap.

 

[dighn]

If pizza has enough stuff on it to make it worth eating, it will fall off if you hold it upside down. I eat mine right side up, so the good stuff ends up in my mouth, not my lap.

that is a real conundrum. but i have a solution. eat the pizza with *you* upside down. this will be a revolution in the consumption of pizza.

 

[Red Squirrel]

The solution to the toppings falling off is to take another pizza and place it upside down on top of the main pizza so the topping side faces each other. It's going to look kind of bland though, so maybe put some bacon on it or something. In fact if you want them to stay together you should wrap the whole thing in bacon.

 

[Ns1]

The solution to the toppings falling off is to take another pizza and place it upside down on top of the main pizza so the topping side faces each other. It's going to look kind of bland though, so maybe put some bacon on it or something. In fact if you want them to stay together you should wrap the whole thing in bacon.

or you can just fold the damn slice....

 

[MongGrel]

Put one slice on top of another.

Pizza sandwich.

 

[rh71]

I hate a good pizza with an inedible crust. A local place here is to die for. End to end taste and texture, even on a plain slice.

 

[Red Squirrel]

Or get rid of the crust altogether and put the toppings inside a poutine.

 

[Grooveriding]

Or get rid of the crust altogether and put the toppings inside a poutine.

That looks like a guaranteed case of the all night sharts/diarrhea.

 

[alkemyst]

dafuq

 

[stormkroe]

OP, if you use your tongue when you chew, the pizza won't stay right-side-up in your mouth.

The crust is my favorite part of pizza. The toppings are just there to accentuate the crust.

Also, this ^

 

[alkemyst]

OP, if you use your tongue when you chew, the pizza won't stay right-side-up in your mouth.



Also, this ^

You birds?

 

[MtnMan]

that is a real conundrum. but i have a solution. eat the pizza with *you* upside down. this will be a revolution in the consumption of pizza.

Then I get beer in my nose.

 

[WaTaGuMp]

That looks like a guaranteed case of the all night sharts/diarrhea.

Fucking Pepsi hater. :biggrin:

 

[WHAMPOM]

All the good stuff is on top, but the first thing that you taste with your tongue is dough

Since most of the flavor is detected in your nose as you chew your idea is idiotic. Eat pizza with a cold, it might as well be hot cardboard.

 

[momeNt]

If it was upside down, wouldn't all the toppings fall off?

The toppings would be bottomings, which are superior in every way.

 

[KMFJD]

Or get rid of the crust altogether and put the toppings inside a poutine.

That looks like crap, this is what italian poutine should look like...

 

[maxi007]

how if you eat food at the back

 

[pontifex]

The solution to the toppings falling off is to take another pizza and place it upside down on top of the main pizza so the topping side faces each other. It's going to look kind of bland though, so maybe put some bacon on it or something. In fact if you want them to stay together you should wrap the whole thing in bacon.

Stromboli?
Although i guess stromboli doesnt have sauce inside. A pizza shop near a previous job had a covered pizza though . Forget what they called it

 

[slag]

inb4 chicago style pizza casserole

To be fair, they are called pizza pie, not just pizza. You don't eat a thin crust pie so why would you eat a thin crust pizza? Pies are made in a shell in a pan and so are pizzas because they are a pie.

I love both though so I'm torn.