Should it Sink or float?

[Blayze]

We don't need a toilet. The pile of clothes in the hallway has worked fine for us for years, and it will continue to work.

 

[dullard]

Originally posted by: C'DaleRider
Actually, YOU'VE got it backwards.

FALSE, FALSE, FALSE. Fiber = floaters. Fiber = healthy. There is indisputable evidence of both of those.

Floating stool is indicative of a lot of fat content......technical name is seborrhea or steatorrhea, idiopathis; excessive fat in the stool characterized by impaired absorption of fat by the intestinal tract. The most extreme example can be seen with fat streaks in the stool. Floaters ain't good.

Yes there is an extremely rare problem that can be identified by floaters. But for the rest of us, floaters = good.

 

[Appledrop]

".. therefore it is an indication of good health, should ones faeces sink"
-The Medical Bible

THE BIBLE DON'T LIE!

 

[dugweb]

Originally posted by: BillGates
This thread is confusing. I'm going to poop in my closet until this gets sorted out.

an appropriate sig for this thread 😛

the website that fishtaco posted says the "fat makes it float" theory is bogus.

It says it's more the gas content. Sooo, im guessing the OP has major gas, and his buddy doesnt.

 

[jiwq]

i can't tell if mine sink or float. i keep missing.

 

[Amused]

Sometimes they float,
Sometimes they sink,
Sometimes they squirt,
But they always stink.