- Nov 3, 2004
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After a long night of bagging groceries at the local supermarket, me and my friends decide on a guy's night out to get some ColdStone. We see this guy waiting in a car blocking traffic. One of my friends as we were walking past said 'why don't you try moving the fucking car?' To which the guy said 'you got something to say bitch? blah blah blah...' At that point I turned around and yelled 'Hey man we can't understand you. We don't speak lovely human!'
Yes it was childish but that's what came out of my mouth. So my friends and I wait in line and eat in-store, and we notice this guy is still outside in his car. We figure he was waiting for somebody else. We were there for at least an hour and he didn't move. So we walk out of the store and before we know it, the guy jumps out of his car, puts on a yamakut and says, "I'm not a lovely human, I'm a JEW!"
Then we laugh it all off, high five each other, buy each other a dozen beers, high five each other again, and do doughnuts together in the nearby parking lot.
I got his number now, so now I'm wondering... how long should I wait until I call him back? I don't want to sound too desperate, but if I wait too long, he might forget me. Three days ok?
Yes it was childish but that's what came out of my mouth. So my friends and I wait in line and eat in-store, and we notice this guy is still outside in his car. We figure he was waiting for somebody else. We were there for at least an hour and he didn't move. So we walk out of the store and before we know it, the guy jumps out of his car, puts on a yamakut and says, "I'm not a lovely human, I'm a JEW!"
Then we laugh it all off, high five each other, buy each other a dozen beers, high five each other again, and do doughnuts together in the nearby parking lot.
I got his number now, so now I'm wondering... how long should I wait until I call him back? I don't want to sound too desperate, but if I wait too long, he might forget me. Three days ok?