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Jhill

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I've always wanted to hide in the bushes on a golf course on a short dogleg par 4 that has heavy trees on the side. (a dogleg is a hole that isn't straight)
Then when 2 decent golfers hit their ball over the trees, to cut the corner and near the green I will run up and grab their balls and put both of them in the hole. (they won't be able to see me because the hole isn't straight) Then I can videotape them whoop and hollar and run and tell the clubhouse. And it will probably even get in the paper. (2 double eagles)

I guess I am strange. With golf season approaching I have been giving it serious thought.
 
Schadenfreude

Schadenfreude

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Dec 28, 2001
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do it! do it!

seems like a harmless prank, and if it works, you'll have made 2 people's day! Can't see anythign wrong with that!
 
OREOSpeedwagon

OREOSpeedwagon

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I would be pissed if you did that to me.


But then again you're not doing it to me so go for it :D
 
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thawolfman

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They would probably think their shot went into the woods, and if they couldn't find it than they'd drop and hit again :p
 
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RU482

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Apr 9, 2000
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I hope you are not on my local course, as I would not like you to grab my balls
 
LordMaul

LordMaul

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Nov 16, 2000
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I will run up and grab their balls and put both of them in the hole.


Er...

That's nasty, man.
 
TallBill

TallBill

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Apr 29, 2001
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yeah.. i dont think they'd ever buy that it happened twice.. and if it happened once.. they'd assume that they lost their balls.
 
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tweakmm

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May 28, 2001
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It would be funnier to film if you ran out onto the course when they could see you, grab their balls and then run off. You would probably get some good reactions.
 
Slacker

Slacker

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Many years ago I worked for an A.C. repair company and one day we were fixing a cooler at the clubhouse of a golf course, I went outside to grab a smoke and saw a golf ball on the ground, figuring it was just a misplaced ball I picked it up to take home for my son, as I was finishing my cigg a couple of golfers came by, I thought they were heading for the clubhouse but they were looking all over for the ball I picked up, I didnt want to get in trouble so I didnt say anything and went back to work, those guys looked for the ball for a few minutes and I could tell one guy was getting a little irritated :eek: they finally gave up and I went home and gave the golfball to my son.

And now for the rest of the story.........

A few days later my toilet at home was not working right, it wouldnt flush and the plunger did not help, I tried everything I could think of before I did the only thing left, I had to uninstall the toilet to try and see what the problem was, removing a toilet is bad enough but this was in a sixty year old house :( and it was damn nasty :| so I have the toilet off and can see down the pipe in the floor, a pipe that should be four inches across was only two to three, I cleaned the pipe out and went to reinstall the toidy and when I picked up the base I heard something rolling inside? I tipped it sideways and turned it a bit and after a minute or so you probably already know what came rolling out of there :D

The moral? Golfballs got karma :p
 
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Angrymarshmello

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Originally posted by: Slacker
Many years ago I worked for an A.C. repair company and one day we were fixing a cooler at the clubhouse of a golf course, I went outside to grab a smoke and saw a golf ball on the ground, figuring it was just a misplaced ball I picked it up to take home for my son, as I was finishing my cigg a couple of golfers came by, I thought they were heading for the clubhouse but they were looking all over for the ball I picked up, I didnt want to get in trouble so I didnt say anything and went back to work, those guys looked for the ball for a few minutes and I could tell one guy was getting a little irritated :eek: they finally gave up and I went home and gave the golfball to my son.

And now for the rest of the story.........

A few days later my toilet at home was not working right, it wouldnt flush and the plunger did not help, I tried everything I could think of before I did the only thing left, I had to uninstall the toilet to try and see what the problem was, removing a toilet is bad enough but this was in a sixty year old house :( and it was damn nasty :| so I have the toilet off and can see down the pipe in the floor, a pipe that should be four inches across was only two to three, I cleaned the pipe out and went to reinstall the toidy and when I picked up the base I heard something rolling inside? I tipped it sideways and turned it a bit and after a minute or so you probably already know what came rolling out of there :D

The moral? Golfballs got karma :p
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lol!
 
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