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Should I go to church tomorrow?

I dunno.

EDIT: You're not drunk to the point that the rest of the Church people would be offended, right? After sleep I'd imagine there'd be plenty of time for the alcohol to wear off.
 
Originally posted by: HamburgerBoy
I dunno.

EDIT: You're not drunk to the point that the rest of the Church people would be offended, right? After sleep I'd imagine there'd be plenty of time for the alcohol to wear off.
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To be honest, I'd probably smell like a distillery in the morning, but I don't really care.
 
Originally posted by: HamburgerBoy
I dunno.

EDIT: You're not drunk to the point that the rest of the Church people would be offended, right? After sleep I'd imagine there'd be plenty of time for the alcohol to wear off.
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Bah! The Irish invented church so they could feel guilty about drinking, and therefore drink some more to forget about it. So you see? Church and drinking BELONG together!

EDIT: And besides you may as well bring a flask cuz the priest'll be toastin' about halfway through anyway
 
Nope, God's on vacation this week. Wait a couple of weeks for him to catch up, then go...In the mean time, sin like crazy, because no one important is watching...
 
Originally posted by: DainBramaged
I'm slightly drunk, but I know my parents would appreciate it. Should I go to church tomorrow?

First response wins.
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I'd get drunker and go. I hate church, but breathing booze breath on the fundies would make it all worthwhile.
 
Originally posted by: DainBramaged
To be honest, I'd probably smell like a distillery in the morning, but I don't really care.
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Knowing the perfume that women wear to Church sometimes I wouldn't be surprised if people enjoyed it.
 
My dad told my siblings and me that he wanted all of us to go to church for father's day. My sister and I told him that not even he could turn the thermostat in hell low enough to cause it to freeze over.
 
Originally posted by: jagec
Isn't posting that question on ATOT sort of like asking a neo-Nazi if you should marry a black girl?
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It partly depends on the Church. Sometimes they're small and very conservative about it. Other times it's a large place where bored suburbian kids go to talk about video games with some mention of prostitutes in the Bible. Hell, one of the larger Churches always had large groups of makeup wearing goths.
 
Originally posted by: HamburgerBoy
Originally posted by: jagec
Isn't posting that question on ATOT sort of like asking a neo-Nazi if you should marry a black girl?
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It partly depends on the Church. Sometimes they're small and very conservative about it. Other times it's a large place where bored suburbian kids go to talk about video games with some mention of prostitutes in the Bible. Hell, one of the larger Churches always had large groups of makeup wearing goths.
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Our church is pretty chill. Jeans and t-shirts are norm. I'd only go for an hour and hear about something, which is most likely interesting. I'll probably go.
 
I'll tell you what, we all need times of peace and silence to balance out with the atrocities of the world.

If you're not serious about going to church, don't go. One person ruining it for many has always been a repeat in history, don't be a fake. Explain to your parents that your habbits are different from the sanctity of waking up and going to church and that you'd much prefer to be doing other things. They'll probably ask what, and when you actually tell them the truth of what you're really doing, a hang over - I'm sure they'll realize for themselves that you're a good chunk out of what society deems brilliant for trying to have a good time.

"Everytime you upset your parents because you want to engage in a practice you know is wrong, you become that much slower in processing information to succeed in the real world." -quoted for truth.
 
Bible says that thinking about a sin is as bad as committing it. You're thinking about not going to church, so you've already forsaken God. God hates you now, so you might as well save time and not go. 😛
 
Originally posted by: DainBramaged
I'm slightly drunk, but I know my parents would appreciate it. Should I go to church tomorrow?

First response wins.
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You go to church on Monday's?

Originally posted by: Jeff7
Bible says that thinking about a sin is as bad as committing it. You're thinking about not going to church, so you've already forsaken God. God hates you now, so you might as well save time and not go. 😛
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If God hated Dain, I don't think we'd see him around. 😛
 
Originally posted by: HamburgerBoy
Originally posted by: jagec
Isn't posting that question on ATOT sort of like asking a neo-Nazi if you should marry a black girl?
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It partly depends on the Church. Sometimes they're small and very conservative about it. Other times it's a large place where bored suburbian kids go to talk about video games with some mention of prostitutes in the Bible. Hell, one of the larger Churches always had large groups of makeup wearing goths.
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Actually, my point was that most of ATOT despises religion and the response to such a question would obviously be "no, religion sux! LOL"
 
Originally posted by: DainBramaged
Originally posted by: HamburgerBoy
I dunno.

EDIT: You're not drunk to the point that the rest of the Church people would be offended, right? After sleep I'd imagine there'd be plenty of time for the alcohol to wear off.
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To be honest, I'd probably smell like a distillery in the morning, but I don't really care.
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if you go to church in that state you'd be a hypocrite. 6 days of sin and 1 of redeeming? ha 😛
 
Originally posted by: KLin
Originally posted by: DainBramaged
I'm slightly drunk, but I know my parents would appreciate it. Should I go to church tomorrow?

First response wins.
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You go to church on Monday's?

Originally posted by: Jeff7
Bible says that thinking about a sin is as bad as committing it. You're thinking about not going to church, so you've already forsaken God. God hates you now, so you might as well save time and not go. 😛
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If God hated Dain, I don't think we'd see him around. 😛
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LOL...yeah, God has tolerated me so far. I think it's because I'm a poseur Catholic priest too.

BTW: I set my alarm for 8:20 and totally slept through it. 🙁 Hypocrite Dain.
 
i don't see why you shouldn't go to church if it'll make your folks happy, unless you don't like your parents or unless you aren't christian and hate being forced to go to church every once in a while.
 
Originally posted by: DainBramaged
Originally posted by: HamburgerBoy
I dunno.

EDIT: You're not drunk to the point that the rest of the Church people would be offended, right? After sleep I'd imagine there'd be plenty of time for the alcohol to wear off.
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To be honest, I'd probably smell like a distillery in the morning, but I don't really care.
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What would be the point? Why would anyone go to church for someone else? Isn't the entire point that you get something out of it?

<--Hasn't been inside a church since...well, since my friend got married a few years ago.
 
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