Should I get Type 1 or Type 2 Diabetes?

[BrokenVisage]

Hey Everyone, i'm thinking about getting in on the Diabetes bandwagon. I've been eating a lot of sugar and sometimes i consume too much because i get home from work late and I'm still too wired sometimes. Should I get Diabetes then?

Well, I just have normal basic array of candies at home and have a cookie jar. Please let me know what you think. Also are there any glucose meters around?

Thanks!

 

[Phokus]

yeah insulin is overrated.

 

[hypn0tik]

HAHAHAHAHAHA.

I <3 this parody. This has great potential for a flame war.

 

[Sentinel]

what the fvck is wrong with you?

 

[leftyman]

which is the one were you get to poke your finger with that little jabby thing? that would be a fun thing to have. i would want that type if i were you

 

[dxkj]

This is so absurd i give it at 5/10 for , wtfability

 

[MikeyIs4Dcats]

go for Type 1...it rhymes with FUN!

 

[LeiZaK]

Originally posted by: Sentinel
what the fvck is wrong with you?

rofl, that comment made made my day

 

[dabuddha]

Do us a favor and get terminal cancer instead.

 

[Ranger X]

Originally posted by: hypn0tik
HAHAHAHAHAHA.

I <3 this parody. This has great potential for a flame war.

Link to original thread?

EDIT: Nevermind. I found it.

 

[LeiZaK]

6.5/10 for teh parroty tho... best one all day

 

[BrokenVisage]

I deserve to be flamed, I know, but this is the chance you take in the world of Intraweb forums and parodies.

 

[robothouse77]

i have type one, and it's no FUN!

 

[jtusa]

If you had Diabetes you wouldn't think yourself funny for posting this...

 

[MikeyIs4Dcats]

Originally posted by: robothouse77
i have type one, and it's no FUN!

but it rhymes....thats unfortunate.

 

[LeiZaK]

Originally posted by: jtusa
If you had Diabetes you wouldn't think yourself funny for posting this...

Diabetes sucks... half my family has it. Get off your damn high horse and enjoy life. Laughter makes the world a better place.

 

[MazerRackham]

Originally posted by: hypn0tik
HAHAHAHAHAHA.

I <3 this parody. This has great potential for a flame war.

LOL yeah that's pretty good.

8/10!

 

[frankgomez75]

Originally posted by: BrokenVisage
Hey Everyone, i'm thinking about getting in on the Diabetes bandwagon. I've been eating a lot of sugar and sometimes i consume too much because i get home from work late and I'm still too wired sometimes. Should I get Diabetes then?

Well, I just have normal basic array of candies at home and have a cookie jar. Please let me know what you think. Also are there any glucose meters around?

Thanks!

You know, life is funny sometimes..... I hope you do get diabetes and realize how much it fvckin sux to actually have the disease. Better yet, i hope your whole family gets it, your children, and grandchildren as well. Then when you are low on sugar you die a slow and painful death. And while your dying, I hope you think back to this thread and say to yourself, "Ain't Life a B1TCH!"

That is all have a nice day!

 

[Ranger X]

Originally posted by: LeiZaK

Originally posted by: jtusa
If you had Diabetes you wouldn't think yourself funny for posting this...

Diabetes sucks... half my family has it. Get off your damn high horse and enjoy life. Laughter makes the world a better place.

Ditto. My family is plagued with diabetes and I have a high chance of getting it depending on my diet. Yet, I still find this parody funny.

 

[dainthomas]

-9999999/10

Now if you got Multiple Endocrine Neoplasia Syndrome Type 1, that WOULD be funny.

 

[SofaKing]

0/10

 

[BrokenVisage]

Originally posted by: frankgomez75

Originally posted by: BrokenVisage
Hey Everyone, i'm thinking about getting in on the Diabetes bandwagon. I've been eating a lot of sugar and sometimes i consume too much because i get home from work late and I'm still too wired sometimes. Should I get Diabetes then?

Well, I just have normal basic array of candies at home and have a cookie jar. Please let me know what you think. Also are there any glucose meters around?

Thanks!

You know, life is funny sometimes..... I hope you do get diabetes and realize how much it fvckin sux to actually have the disease. Better yet, i hope your whole family gets it, your children, and grandchildren as well. Then when you are low on sugar you die a slow and painful death. And while your dying, I hope you think back to this thread and say to yourself, "Ain't Life a B1TCH!"

That is all have a nice day!

I refer you to the people dealing with the horrible disease who posted on here saying they found humor in this. My step-dad is a diabetic and I understand the crap he has to go through, so I realize how much it fucking sux, but obviously I didn't make this thread to throw salt on the wound of people who have it. But you hoping my family gets diabetes is more immature and wrong than anything I did, whether you really mean it or not I don't care but I wish the same injustice back on any litter you rasie from now on.

 

[geckojohn]

Terrible parody. That terrible that you would post something like this.

I feel bad for people that have diabetes.

 

[cKGunslinger]

Originally posted by: geckojohn
Terrible parody. That terrible that you would post something like this.

I feel bad for people that have diabetes.

I'm sure diabetes-afflicted people the world over feel blessed to have you on their side. :roll:

 

[hypn0tik]

Let the flames begin...