Should I cheat on my wife?

TwiceOver

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So... For the last year or so we have avoided watching Breaking Bad. We have the entire 5th season ready to go. Not just the second half, but the entire season. I want to watch it before some ass-hat spoils it for me, but she wants to save it for a rainy day this Winter.

Should I just cheat and watch them, then watch them again with her later pretending to be surprised?

If any of you fuckers spoil it for me I'll find you and knife you, don't think I wont.
 

slayer202

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jesse kills walt

no, just kidding


but wait, now you know that DOESN'T happen

oops
 
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Speaking as someone who just started watching the show about a month ago (with the wife), yes. Yes you should. We have 6 episodes left ourselves, and, frankly, someone's going to blurt something out at some point. Hopefully we finish them up before this weekend; we're going to a house party with people who are fans of the show and probably dying for a chance to spoil the finale. If my wife told me we weren't watching it until a rainy day... well, I'd just point outside, actually, since the weather here has turned to shit. But if she wanted to wait, I'd politely tell her that I'll watch it with her in a few months, but I'm damn sure going to watch it on my own first because I'm not interested in waiting to see what happens.

Incidentally, I will not be checking back on this thread until I've finished the show. Good luck!
 

KeithTalent

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jesse kills walt

no, just kidding


but wait, now you know that DOESN'T happen

oops

Walt is from Lost. :colbert:


I'm pretty sure I know what happens, but I'll still eventually watch the show.

KT
 

rudeguy

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but in all honesty, I'm in the same boat. I haven't watched a single episode this season, I'm waiting to have time to sit down and watch the whole thing. I have avoided every single thread that could possibly be related to that show.

Then Norm Macdonald fucked up twitter for me and live tweeted the final episode. The bastard does that all the time.
 

sixone

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How much do you love your wife? Would you be mad if she cheated on you?
 

BurnItDwn

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You should dictate to her that you are watching it whether she wants to or not.

It's not "cheating", it's simply more like masterbatin.
 

dr150

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Just watch it by yourself.

You'll unintentionally read the ending/key elements somewhere.

Just get it out of the way. Your wife will forget about the show anyway come a rainy winter day.
 

BrokenVisage

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Seriously? Watch it now, you won't last through Halloween with all the Breaking Bad costumes there are gonna be.
 

Red Squirrel

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Skyler had a weed op going on at the car wash, she tells Walt and he has a heart attack and dies. (his cancer is pretty bad at this point so that probably did not help)

There will be a new series coming out but based on Skyler's side. Going to be called Growing Bad. Oh, Todd kills Jesse. Buell is still waiting in that house.


As for the question, yeah I'd watch it. Too many spoilers popping up everywhere. I know I'm sure happy I watched it that night. Normally for series I wait till the whole season is out on torrent but this time I was mostly keeping up. I started watching it like 3 weeks ago, 5 seasons in like 3 weeks, not bad lol.
 

MrScott81

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Walt Jr. was the real mastermind behind everything. It all involved him getting greedy and wanting bacon with his breakfast everyday.
 

Jaepheth

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It was all a dream.

Walt is actually still staring at the mustard stain on the doctor in the first episode.

He snaps to and the doctor tells him he's going to be fine.