Should I be worried for my brother?

[yankeesfan]

I have a brother in middle school who is quite confused. He has some kids in his class that tell him that they want to eat his soul, and from what he says, they look like they can carry through on it. He came home yesterday both unnerved and bewildered. How do I restore his faith in humanity?

 

[DaveSimmons]

buy magic soul charms to protect him?

 

[MisterJackson]

Tell him to say to these emo kids that myspace crashed. He can watch them scatter crying in fear from there

 

[cardiac]

Have him throw a little Christianity their way......Have him ask if they believe in Jesus Christ, and that he is only and true way to heaven.....That will un-nerve the little brats....

Bob

 

[Ronstang]

The only way to deal with bullies is to call their bluff and show them you are not afraid. Once they realize that the fun in their antics cease and they fade away. As long as he lets them intimidate him they will continue because he is paying the dividend they seek. Tell him if they really want to get into a fight they will only punch him once if he does not fight back.....take the punch, solve the problem.

 

[Jeff7]

Tell him that he doesn't have a soul, and so they have nothing to steal.

 

[SZLiao214]

Originally posted by: Jeff7
Tell him that he doesn't have a soul, and so they have nothing to steal.

I was just thinking that

 

[Greenman]

Originally posted by: cardiac
Have him throw a little Christianity their way......Have him ask if they believe in Jesus Christ, and that he is only and true way to heaven.....That will un-nerve the little brats....

Bob

He'll get tossed out of school for that. There is nothing more feared and hated at public schools then Christ.

Edit: Should have mentioned, a stiff right to the face should solve the problem.

 

[killface]

Tell him having his soul eaten is like the chicken pox - good to get out of the way early.

 

[zerocool84]

Go revive Liu Kang from the grave to beat Shang Tsung and no worries.

 

[SonnyDaze]

Originally posted by: MisterJackson
Tell him to say to these emo kids that myspace crashed. He can watch them scatter crying in fear from there

:laugh:

 

[Ragnarok2]

Originally posted by: MisterJackson
Tell him to say to these emo kids that myspace crashed. He can watch them scatter crying in fear from there

lol too funny!

 

[Freaknificent]

a punch to the teeth usually solve such problems....

 

[her209]

Yeah, I'd hate to see this turn into a Columbine.

 

[waggy]

sheesh.

how sad.

 

[Q]

I'm surprised no one has suggested the obvious...

OP, go find those kids, and kick their asses


I suppose that would probably only make things worse, so nevermind on that.

 

[meltdown75]

someone's been watching too much Evil Dead.

wait... you can never watch too much Evil Dead. carry on.

 

[doze]

He either needs to get a bunch of his friends and beat the snot out of these kids.

-or-

Send the kid to school with a crucifix and squirt gun full of "holy water"