Should I be worried about my boss after he told me this?

[Izzo]

Originally posted by: Kyteland

Originally posted by: Jhill
Today he told me that he always sits down to pee.
I asked him why he sits down and he said that it's easier and he doesn't have to worry about it splashing. He is overweight and lazy but damn this scares me.
I can just picture him drinking beer and watch football on Sunday with all his friends then going and squatting on the toilet every 15 minutes.
I'll never be the same around him.

Dude, that's just like ragging on someone who stays sitting to wipe. Just because thay are freaks doesn't mean you should take it out on them. 😉

Speaking of wiping, the question arose on whether or not we folded the TP neatly or just balled it up. They all looked at me funny when I told them I used the TP while it was still on the roll. You see, since our bathroom's toilet paper holder was broken, the rolls of TP were just stacked on the back of the toilet. So I just grab a roll, wipe my ass, then unroll enough layers until the brown stains are gone.



😉

 

[SagaLore]

Originally posted by: DrPizza
Uhh, how did your conversation lead to that statement???

and, I sit 90% of the time at home... I don't like the splashing on the walls/floor. But, I never sit in a public bathroom.... ughhhh, germs!

Remove the lint from your urinary tract, then you'll have a single steady stream. :beer:

 

[ZaneNBK]

Originally posted by: OREOSpeedwagon
ahh i see, so you're forming a whole new opinion on him by the way he takes a piss? you suck.