Should highland145 be the new ATOT Head of Security?

[waffleironhead]

I'll hook you up too. Just like my good pal Boomer.

The question is, do I get the pie first or does Boomer? Just can't stand second hand pie, and we all know from the pics that Ironwing hasn't touched it yet.

 

[highland145]

I consider him my dad.

I am not paying for your gender reassignment surgery.

Is this the vote yes or ban thread?

Vote yes or I'll abuse my newly granted powers and do bad things to you.

 

[SlitheryDee]

One question. Can he guarantee the safety of my junk?

 

[highland145]

The question is, do I get the pie first or does Boomer? Just can't stand second hand pie, and we all know from the pics that Ironwing hasn't touched it yet.

Boomer has already admitted to not being a virgin so he won't mind 2nd hand pie.

 

[Mixolydian]

I am not paying for your gender reassignment surgery.

D:

 

[IronWing]

One question. Can he guarantee the safety of my junk?

Ilirregardless of the election outcome your junk will remain untouched by anybody but you.

 

[highland145]

One question. Can he guarantee the safety of my junk?

Dude, you live in Louisiana. No telling where you've put that thing.


That's a negatory, boy scout.

 

[waffleironhead]

Dude, you live in Louisiana. No telling where you've put that thing.


That's a negatory, boy scout.

Cut him some slack. He was just trying to help that lamb over the fence.

 

[SlitheryDee]

Dude, you live in Louisiana. No telling where you've put that thing.


That's a negatory, boy scout.

So you're telling me that head of security isn't the hand job guy? Are you sure you checked the job description?

 

[highland145]

So you're telling me that head of security isn't the hand job guy? Are you sure you checked the job description?

It's not the security of the head. Other than my own, of course.

 

[Mixolydian]

I was thinking pizza for dinner tonight...but I'm not sure which place to order from. :hmm:

 

[highland145]

I was thinking pizza for dinner tonight...but I'm not sure which place to order from. :hmm:

How about here.

 

[Mixolydian]

How about here.

I felt like posting here instead. You should support me no matter what I decide to do, dad.

 

[highland145]

I felt like posting here instead. You should support me no matter what I decide to do, dad.

Usually I would but that prancing pony/glitter thing was a bit much.

 

[BoomerD]

Boomer has already admitted to not being a virgin so he won't mind 2nd hand pie.

OK...that does it...my vote goes to...

I like prettzles but can't spell the word

Oh yeah...if you didn't get it the first time...

 

[werepossum]

Best thread of the year.

 

[highland145]

OK...that does it...my vote goes to...




Oh yeah...if you didn't get it the first time...

lol

Best thread of the year.

Because Boomer falcon punched me...twice? That's just mean.


Do I get your sympathy vote?

 

[BurnItDwn]

If he cared about spending free time with his family his post count would be smaller

Based upon his reply to my comment, you certainly have a point ... He maybe needs an outlet to get away from loud children or nagging wife or some combination of the two ...

 

[brianmanahan]

i trust this man with my life!

err

 

[Ruptga]

i trust this man with my life!

err

Vacuously true statements will get you nowhere.

 

[Engineer]

i trust this man with my life!

err

How about your money? D:

 

[Paratus]

How about your money? D:

Or your pie?!!!

 

[Engineer]

Or your pie?!!!

Definitely not the pie either...

 

[highland145]

i trust this man with my life!

err

:high 5; toadie

Vacuously true statements will get you nowhere.

Shut your mouth about my right hand.

How about your money? D:

I guarantee you 6%. Get that from your bank.

 

[highland145]

Or your pie?!!!

Definitely not the pie either...

The Master Baker has cooked the books and laid us a nice foundation for an early retirement.

Or a pathway for a quick exit from the testy treasury department.

Meh, I'm better looking.