if you're going to stick something in your microwave go for the gold and stick a can of RAID in there, that should be interesting on the news.
"and in today's news, a boy blew himself up after attempting some advice he got from an online internet forum..."
wow AT would sure get some publicity after that
i'm sorry but if you blow yourself up by sticking something in the microwave, you deserve to get a darwin award.

right along with the guy who though it'd be funny just to see if he could jump from a 5 story building onto a bicycle.